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Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 June 2015
Hits: 2671

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 June 2015
Hits: 2897

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 June 2015
Hits: 2624

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 June 2015
Hits: 2519

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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How do you know when a male porn star is at the gas station?

Right before the gas stops pumping he pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car.

A Change of Habit

Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."

One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"

"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."

Go F*ck Yourself

Guy bought his wife a new coat and a dildo. Figured if she didn't like the coat, she could go fuck herself.

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