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Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 June 2015
Hits: 2620

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 June 2015
Hits: 2841

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 June 2015
Hits: 2557

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 June 2015
Hits: 2444

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.

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What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

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