Every Frickin' Joke

Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 28 June 2015; Hits: 3143

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 June 2015; Hits: 3382

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 June 2015; Hits: 3112

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 June 2015; Hits: 3033

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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Over My Dead Body

What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

Religious Instruction

Teacher: "What do you know about the Resurrection?"

Johnny: "If it lasts more than 4 hrs call your doctor."

Sometimes There's No Right Answer

A husband asks his wife: "If I died, would you marry again?" The wife replies lovingly: "Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?"

The husband looks at her and says: "No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too."

And that's when the fight started..,