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Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 28 June 2015
Hits: 3096

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 27 June 2015
Hits: 3317

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 June 2015
Hits: 3062

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 June 2015
Hits: 2974

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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Ask and You Shall Receive

Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."

So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!

Cover Your Ears

How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?

Call her and tell her.

I'll Drink To That

There's a huge five-alarm fire at the local bar and trucks are dispatched from every station. When it's finally under control, one of the chiefs walks in and finds two Irish guys drinking at the bar. The chief says, "I can't believe you guys were in here the whole time. How'd the fire start?"

One of the Irish guys says, "We have no idea. It was burning when we got here."

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