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Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 28 June 2015; Hits: 3143

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 June 2015; Hits: 3382

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 June 2015; Hits: 3112

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 June 2015; Hits: 3033

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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The Four Seasons

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

A Woman's Place

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

Brrrrrrrrrr

Last winter my wife and I were walking down the street when we passed a fancy department store window. She turned and asked me: "Sweetheart, why won't you buy me a fur coat? I'm so cold!"

I told her: "If you already knew the answer, why'd you bother asking?"

And that's when the fight started...