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Really, Legally, Blind, Really!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 28 June 2015; Hits: 2870

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."

Scratch 'n Sniff

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 27 June 2015; Hits: 3095

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.

Here Pussy, Pussy, Pussy...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 June 2015; Hits: 2828

The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"

Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"

The Difference Between Men And Women

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 June 2015; Hits: 2735

Women fake orgasms to have relationships

Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

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Sincerity Out Of A Can

My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment. He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...

Not What You Think

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex... Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact family, she consulted the family doctor.

The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the mother told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother, saying, "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

Don't ... Stop!

Mom giving advice to her daughter: "If a boy touches your boobies say 'don't' and if he touches your pussy say 'stop.'

Daughter's reply: "oh mom, I already know that. And last night my boyfriend touched both so I said 'don’t stop!'