Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.

Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers and sisters?

Monica swallowed them.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.