Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?

The swallow.

How do you know if your wife's dead?

You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.

Who's the world's greatest athlete?

The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

Sex is like a bank account.

First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.