Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What did one whore's knee say to the other?

Nothing... they never met.

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

What do you call a woman who can suck a lemon through a 40-foot garden hose.


Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"