Dick Jokes
The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.
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If the dove is The Bird Of Love, what's The Bird of True Love?
The swallow.
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How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
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Who's the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.
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Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
