Dick Jokes


The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.

The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."

The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."

A guy visits a psychiatrist and lies on the couch. The doc asks: "What's your problem?"

The guy tells him, "Doc, I can't seem to make any friends. Can you help me, you fat fuck?"

What is the difference between a female snowman and a male snowman?