Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What did the guy say to his dick when he saw the girl he was about to fuck had genital warts?

"Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"

Guy visits his doctor with a problem "Doc, I don't know what to do about my wife. Every night, she goes to Harry's Bar and picks up men. She's fucking everybody in town and it's driving me crazy. What should I do?"

The doctor says, "Take a deep breath, calm down, and then give me the directions to Harry's Bar."

What do pimps and farmers have in common?

They both need a hoe to stay in business.

Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?

More leg room.