Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 19 November 2016

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A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London. After takeoff the stewardess came to take the drink orders. The Irishman asked for a whiskey. When she asked the Mormon if he'd like a drink he replied in disgust, "I'd rather be raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Irishman grabs the stewardess by the arm and says, "Instead of the whiskey, can I have what he's having. I didn't know I had a choice!"

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 01 May 2016

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What's the difference between meat and chicken?

If you beat your chicken, it dies.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 08 July 2017

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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 27 May 2017

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I love a massage. But the other day they sent in a man, which for me is a little weird... know what I mean?

Anyway, at one point I finally had to ask, 'Is it normal to get an erection?' He says, 'Sure.' So I told him, "OK fine, but can you get it out of my face?"