Dick Jokes

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The Dick Joke
High art... from a low place.

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his dick. A woman asks, "So what are you?" He tells her, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar" she replies.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!"

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.