Dick Jokes
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I once went on date with a girl who didn't swallow.
There was soup everywhere!
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What do all the female reindeer do when santa is busy working with the males on christmas eve?
Go into town and blow a couple of bucks!
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What's the definition of eternity?
The time between when you cum and when she leaves.
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Typical macho guy married a good-looking broad and after the wedding, he laid down the rules: "I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't want any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any questions?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night... whether you're here or not."
