Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 January 2017

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I had to make a visit to my doctor yesterday to get a mole removed from my dick.

From now on I'm going to stick to sheep.

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 27 July 2019

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I took this divorced broad I met in a bar back to my place the other night. The next morning I asked her, "Well, how was I?"

She said, "The truth? I wasn't too happy with the size of your organ."

So I told her, "Yeah? Well I didn't know I was going to be playing in a cathedral."

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 29 January 2016

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What'd the Polish guy say when he came home and found his best friend on top of his wife?

Down, Fido, down boy!

Category: Dick Jokes

Published: 21 September 2015

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If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.