Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
What should you do if your sister-in-law sits on your glasses & breaks them?
Take them off next time.
What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
