Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
Why did the chicken fall into the well?
He didn't see that well.
I told my wife: You know the trouble with most women? They get all excited over nothing!"
She said: "Yeah, I know what you mean, I married him."
And that's when the fight started...
