Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...
What's the difference between tampons and cowboy hats?
Cowboy hats are for assholes.
My girlfriend's dad asked me what I do.
Apparently, "your daughter" wasn't the right answer.
