Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
Old guy says: "Doc, every morning at 7 I take a healthy piss, and then at 8 I take a big shit."
"So... what's the problem?"
"I don't get up until 9."
What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
A blonde psych major worked her way thru college as a prostitute.
For 50 bucks she screws with your mind.
