Women fake orgasms to have relationships
Men fake relationships to have orgasms.
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...
A girl walks into a bar and says to the bartender: "Give me a double entendre."
So he gave it to her.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
