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No Need To Call The Fire Department

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 02 July 2015
Hits: 3156

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 01 July 2015
Hits: 3328

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Welcome To Hollywood

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 30 June 2015
Hits: 2956

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

A Real Romantic

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 29 June 2015
Hits: 2920

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

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Who's My Real Dad?

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

No Luck Here

The difference between buying a lottery ticket and fighting with your wife?

You have a chance at winning the lottery.

Wait For It

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

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