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No Need To Call The Fire Department

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 02 July 2015; Hits: 2782

When's it okay to spit in an Italian girl's face?

When her moustache is on fire.

We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 July 2015; Hits: 2953

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Welcome To Hollywood

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 30 June 2015; Hits: 2602

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

A Real Romantic

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 29 June 2015; Hits: 2586

I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"

So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."

And that's when the fight started...

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What's Not For Breakfast

What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?

You can't get either of them at home.

Ask And You Shall Receive

Every day a homeless drunk watches a guy stop and whisper to every chick that walks by. Sometimes the girl walks away a little confused. Sometimes the girl smiles, grabs the guy by the arm and they walk off to the motel across the street.

One day the homeless guy walks over and asks: "Hey buddy, what are you sayin' to those girls to get all that action?" The guy tells him: "I take the simple, direct approach. I first whisper 'Tickle your ass with a feather?' If the girl smiles and says sure, I know I've scored. But if she's offended I quickly repeat 'Particularly nasty weather' like she didn't hear me right and then just move on. Works every time!"

The drunk thinks what a great idea and decides to try it himself. Waiting on the corner he stumbles over to the first girl that walks by and shouts at her: "Shove a feather up your ass?" The girl looks totally shocked. So heeding his lesson he quickly covers by saying: "It's fucking raining."

Make A Wish

A guy was fishing when he caught a magical crocodile. The crocodile spoke: "I am a magical crocodile. If you let me go I will grant you any wish you desire."

The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.