Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 01 November 2014

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I took my wife to a restaurant, and the waiter, for some reason, took my order first. "I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."

He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?" "Nah" I told him, "she can order for herself."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 21 February 2017

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I asked my wife what she thought my two greatest assets were?

She said: "A closed mouth and an open wallet."

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 04 January 2017

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My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?

I told her life support for her pussy.

And that's when the fight started...

Category: And that's when the fight started...

Published: 01 March 2015

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My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...