Every Frickin' Joke

Ding Dong

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 September 2014; Hits: 4163

The bell rings at a whorehouse.

The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"

He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"

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