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It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 June 2015
Hits: 3086

How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

What's That In Your Pants

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 June 2015
Hits: 3109

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

I Can't Hear You

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 June 2015
Hits: 2727

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

No Greater Feeling

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 June 2015
Hits: 3237

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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What's Your Number?

I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.

Most Injuries Occur At Home

The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.

Until I Met A Boy Who Had No Hands

What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves! 

Just kidding, I don't know what he got, he hasn't opened it yet.

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