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It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 June 2015
Hits: 2493

How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

What's That In Your Pants

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 June 2015
Hits: 2479

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

I Can't Hear You

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 June 2015
Hits: 2202

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

No Greater Feeling

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 June 2015
Hits: 2637

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

Keeping It In The Family

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

Do What The Doctor Tells You

A woman who was beaten black and blue, goes to the doctor. The doc asks: "What happened?" She tells him: "I don’t know what to do. Every time my husband comes home drunk, he beats me to a pulp."

The doctor says: "I have the perfect solution for you. Whenever your husband comes home in that state, just grab a glass of iced tea and start gargling with it. Just gargle and gargle."

Two weeks later she returns and looks reborn and fresh again. "Doc," she says, "That was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I gargled with the tea. I gargled and gargled and nothing happened."

The doctor smiled knowingly. "You see how keeping your mouth shut helps!"

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