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It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 June 2015
Hits: 2566

How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

What's That In Your Pants

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 June 2015
Hits: 2545

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

I Can't Hear You

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 June 2015
Hits: 2242

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

No Greater Feeling

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 June 2015
Hits: 2693

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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Tell Me A Story

Daddy," a little girl asked her father, "do all fairy tales begin with 'Once upon a time'? "

"No, sweetheart," he answered. "Some begin with 'If I'm elected.'"

All I Need Is A Little LSD

A guy asks his grandma, "Have you seen some pills around here? They are labeled LSD?"

His grandma replies, "Fuck your pills, there's a dragon in the kitchen!"

Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

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