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It's Kind Of Like Dollar Pizza

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 June 2015
Hits: 2969

How's pussy like pizza?

The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.

What's That In Your Pants

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 June 2015
Hits: 2991

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

I Can't Hear You

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 14 June 2015
Hits: 2646

What do you call a deaf bully?

Anything you want.

No Greater Feeling

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 June 2015
Hits: 3135

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

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The guy replies: "How do I know... it takes nine months!"

It's Party Time

A man goes to a fancy costume party wearing only a glass jar on his dick. A woman asks, "So what are you?" He tells her, "I'm a fireman." "But you're only wearing a glass jar" she replies.

"Exactly! In an emergency, break glass, pull knob, and I'll come as fast as I can!"

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