Every Frickin' Joke
Bench Warmers
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Who You Calling Little?
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?
Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.
Like The Back Of My Hand...
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...
It's Gonna Be A Good Year
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.
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