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Bench Warmers

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 12 June 2015
Hits: 2728

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Who You Calling Little?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 11 June 2015
Hits: 2390

Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

Like The Back Of My Hand...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 10 June 2015
Hits: 2270

We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

It's Gonna Be A Good Year

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 June 2015
Hits: 2883

What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

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The Price of Adventure

A businessman returns from Bangkok. After a few days he notices strange growth on his dick. He sees several doctors and they all tell him: “You've been screwing around over in Thailand. This is very common over there, but there is really no cure. We'll have to cut it off.” The man panics, but figures if it is common in Thailand they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Bangkok.

The Thai doctor examines him and says, "Looks like you've been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”

The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”

The doctor says, "I bet they told you it had to be cut off."

The man answers, "Yes!"

The doctor smiles and nods, "That is not correct. It will fall off by itself."

Homeless or Houseless?

What's the best thing about dating homeless chicks?

You can drop them off anywhere.

Anniversary Hint

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.

She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."

So I bought her a scale.

And that's when the fight started...

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