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Bench Warmers

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

Who You Calling Little?

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Dwarf to doctor: You're pretty busy. You treat dwarfs?

Doc: Yeah but you'll have to be a little patient.

Like The Back Of My Hand...

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"

I told her: "The back of my hand."

And that's when the fight started...

It's Gonna Be A Good Year

Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?

One's a Goodyear and the other is a fucking good year.

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"Doctor! It Hurts When I Do This!"

A girl says to her doctor, "You have to help me. I hurt all over." She touches her right knee with her index finger and says, "Ow! That hurts." She touches her left cheek with her index finger and says, "Ouch! That hurts, too." She touches her right earlobe with her index finger and says, "Ow! Even that hurts."

The doctor says, "Are you a natural blonde?" She says, "Yes." The doctor says, "You have a sprained finger."

Come Before the Judge

What do you get when you sleep with a judge?

An honorable discharge.

No Talking In The Library

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."