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Making Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 July 2015
Hits: 3785

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

Never Give Up The Search

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2015
Hits: 2827

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Who's My Real Dad?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 July 2015
Hits: 2558

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2015
Hits: 3234

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

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Over And Done

An old man was in the red light district and approached a cute little prostitute working the corner. He asked: "How's about some action?" The girl looked him up and down and said: "Old man, I think you've had it!"

To which the old guy replied: "OK... how much do I owe you."

Happy Anniversary

I asked my wife: "Where do you want to go for our anniversary, honey?"

It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.

"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.

So I suggested: "How about the kitchen?"

And that's when the fight started...

What's That In Your Pants

My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"

I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."

And that's when the fight started...

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