D*ck Joke of the Day
A laugh a day. It's not hard. Seriously.
  • Home
  • Dick Jokes
  • Just Plain Funny
  • That's when the fight started
  • WTF?!
  • About
  • Send Dick A Joke

twitter facebook youtube 27330664 ml50x52

  1. You are here:  
  2. Home
  3. Every Frickin' Joke

Every Frickin' Joke

Making Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 July 2015
Hits: 4098

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

Never Give Up The Search

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2015
Hits: 3009

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Who's My Real Dad?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 July 2015
Hits: 2948

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2015
Hits: 3645

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

Page 204 of 286

  • 199
  • 200
  • 201
  • 202
  • 203
  • 204
  • 205
  • 206
  • 207
  • 208

Don't Miss These Jokes!

A Kosher Turkey

How is a Jewish woman like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Her husband only gets to stuff her once a year.

All The Same

My wife was lying in bed a little dissatisfied with my performance when she asked: "What do my clitoris, our anniversary, and the fuckin' toilet have in common?" I said "You got me."

She said: "You miss them all."

And that's when the fight started...

99 Bottles Of Beer...

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

Copyright © 2026 D*ck Joke Of The Day. All Rights Reserved.