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Making Love

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 July 2015
Hits: 4048

A married couple thought they were way too interested in sex, so they decided to make love only in the months that had an "R" in them. This worked OK until they hit May, June, and July.

Finally, the husband came home from work onr night and asked his wife, "What month is it?" 

She looked up at him and smiled, "Aurgust,"

Never Give Up The Search

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 July 2015
Hits: 2948

What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Who's My Real Dad?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 July 2015
Hits: 2873

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

Is She A Slut Or A Bitch?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 July 2015
Hits: 3562

The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.

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Just Like My Husband

Two gals were shopping at the supermarket. The first one grabs a good sized potato in each hand and says, "These remind me of my husband's balls."

Her friend looked impressed and replied, "That big, huh?"

"Nope," was the response, "That dirty."

Time For A Quickie

A man walks into the kitchen and finds his wife boiling eggs. She looks at him passionately, lays on the counter, and says, "Make love to me Randy!"

Not wanting to lose the chance he embraces her quickly and they make passionate love.

When they are finished he asks her, "What was that about?"

She replies, "The egg timer was broken."

The One Thing Not To Do

What does tightrope walking and getting a blowjob from an old woman have in common?

You don't look down.

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