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Nice Package

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 July 2015
Hits: 3248

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

 

Rest In Peace

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 July 2015
Hits: 2420

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Not A Total Loss

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 16 July 2015
Hits: 2682

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

Leaky Pipes

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 July 2015
Hits: 2858

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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We're Not Crazy ... Yet!

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit?

If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts!

Now That'll Make Her Scream!

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Ringling Brothers

My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."

And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"

And that's when the fight started...

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