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Nice Package

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 18 July 2015; Hits: 3498

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

Rest In Peace

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 July 2015; Hits: 2710

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Not A Total Loss

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 16 July 2015; Hits: 2909

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

Leaky Pipes

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 15 July 2015; Hits: 3110

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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Say Hello to Your New Friend

An old woman wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery to bury her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver, I have a dead pussy. The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, "Sit with my wife...you two have a lot in common."

Sex Tape

My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.

I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."

And that's when the fight started...

What's In That Tackle Box

"Every Sunday you go fishing, right?

Husband: "Yeah why?"

"The fish came by to tell you she's pregnant!"