Every Frickin' Joke
Nice Package
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What's a pussy?
The box a dick comes in.
Did you see that one coming?
Rest In Peace
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3016
Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?
There are only two handles on a garbage can.
Not A Total Loss
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
- Hits: 3178
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
And that's when the fight started...
Leaky Pipes
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 3432
Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."
The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"
"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."
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