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Nice Package

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 July 2015
Hits: 3864

What's a pussy?

The box a dick comes in.

Did you see that one coming?

 

Rest In Peace

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 July 2015
Hits: 3079

Why were there only two pallbearers at the homeless guy's funeral?

There are only two handles on a garbage can.

Not A Total Loss

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 16 July 2015
Hits: 3226

Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"

He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."

And that's when the fight started...

Leaky Pipes

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 15 July 2015
Hits: 3498

Old guy calls a plumber. "There's a leak over my kitchen table."

The plumber asks him "When did you first notice it?"

"After it took me two hours to finish my soup last night."

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Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.

No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.

The Latest Technology

I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

Her Most Affectionate Name

I'm laying back after screwing my wife & she whispers: "Honey, I think I'll call you the bus?"

I asked why and she said, "Because you always stop before I get off!"

And that's when the fight started...

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