Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.
Why are women like a storm door?
The more you bang 'em ... the looser they get.
And once that happens ... not even a longer screw can fix it.
What do you call a deaf bully?
Anything you want.
