Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
Women are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and you're going to want to shoot it.
