Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.
Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.
A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis.
Her mom said: "You should have asked me last night... it was on the tip of my tongue."
Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"
