Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
A guy goes up to a girl in a bar and says, "You want to play 'Magic'?"
She says, "What's that?"
He says, "We go to my house and fuck, and then you disappear."
What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?
Goes-in-tight!
