Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Why is Santa Claus always so happy?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...
