Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
Why are a woman's breasts like a Xmas train set?
Originally made for kids but dad wants to play with them.
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?
Shoot him again.
