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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

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#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!

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New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex

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#WTF?! Did he keep pliers by the bed when he pulled out her teeth? Or is that what he calls his Johnson? A New Zealand man has been found guilty of six charges stemming from accusations he pulled out his lovers’ teeth with a pair of pliers during sex.

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Cure For Constipation

A nun walks into a liquor store and says, "Give me a pint of brandy." The guy says, "Sister, I've never sold alcohol to a nun." She says, "It's for the Mother Superior, she's constipated."

So he sells it to her. Later that night, he walks out, and there's the nun on the stoop, with the empty bottle, drunk as a skunk, singing and laughing. He says, "Sister, for shame. You told me the bottle was for the Mother Superior's constipation."

The nun says, "It is. She's constipated, and when she sees me, she's gonna shit."

A Change of Habit

Topless babe walks up to 2 guys on the beach wearing Hawaiian shirts. They look her up and down and smile. She smiles back and says: "Hello, Fathers."

One guy asks her: "How did you know we're priests?"

"I'm Sister Mary Kathryn. We take vacations, too."

A Case Of Beer

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.

I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.

And that's when the fight started...