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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Anne Arundel (Baltimore) County police officer bites man's testicles

Created: 11 May 2015
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#WTF?! This story really bites... and we have the balls to publish it! So how did this actually happen? An Anne Arundel County police officer faces an assault charge after he bit another man's testicles in a fight over a woman on Cinco de Mayo, according to charging documents released by police Wednesday.

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Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

Created: 24 June 2015
Hits: 3886

#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!

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You Do The Math

A 54 year old accountant decides to leave his wife, and to rub it in at the same time. So he writes her a letter that reads: Dear Wife, I am 54, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

When he arrives at the hotel the front desk clerk hands him a letter that was waiting for him. It read: Dear Husband, I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Surfside Motel with my handsome and virile 18 year old boy toy.You being an accountant can certainly appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18

Get A Little Culture

I took my wife to the art gallery. The 1st picture was a naked women with a small patch of leaves over her private parts. My wife didn't like it so she said: "Let's keep going."

When I didn't follow right away she turned and asked: "What are you waiting for?"

I told her: "Autumn."

And that's when the fight started...

Take A Good Look

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

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