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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Teacher burns ‘I love mom’ into students’ arms with Tesla coils

Created: 12 May 2015
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#WTF?! Branding students with a Tesla coil in the name of science is the new math & it doesn't add up. An Oregon science teacher found himself in a shocking situation when the local police announced they were launching an investigation into his questionable teaching methods. Nothing makes a more enthralling high school science class than playing with Tesla coils. 

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Man Named ‘God’ Arrested After Attacking Police Officer, Having Sex With a Tree

Created: 15 May 2015
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#WTF?! A naked man who believed he was God and had sex with a tree was arrested for attacking a cop. Sex with a tree? Gives new morning to the phrase "morning wood." And apparently there was no law against that!

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Easy, inexpensive way to get rid of weeds: Put 2 cups of Epsom salt and a 1/4 cup of dish soap in a gallon of vinegar. Shake well.

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