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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Man dies after sex with scarecrow

Created: 12 April 2015
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#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

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Texan Nabbed For Lewd Encounter With A Fence

Created: 07 March 2017
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#WTF?! Seems a man can find love, albeit fleetingly, with a chain link fence. So many holes, so little time... 'til the cops show up! Texan Eliodoro Estala is facing an indecent exposure charge after a neighbor reported witnessing the naked 32-year-old “having sex with a fence” that separates their Austin properties. Not a neighbor you'd want to borrow a cup of sugar from!

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Been There Done That

A guy asks his drinkin' buddy if he had any suggestions on how to spice up a dull marriage. His buddy tells him "Well, you can always have an affair."

"I can't possibly do that! I would never cheat on her." he replies. So his buddy tells him "Look, if you convince her to let you do it, it won't be cheating." The guy thinks sure, that could work. And so he heads home, and finding his wife in the perfect mood, he springs the idea on her that maybe a new partner would add some excitement.

"Honey," his wife says, "that won't help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it."

 

Finger Lickin' Kentucky Fried Chicken!

Why is a woman like the lunch special at Kentucky Fried Chicken?

By the time you’re finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Cats Life

How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?

He's smoking a cigarette.

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