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WTF?!

WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Montana man arrested after ‘liking’ his wanted poster on Facebook

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#WTF?! A Montana man was arrested after he “liked” his own wanted poster on a Facebook crimestopper page. This is of course another example of how effective the Crimestoppers Facebook page is in catching idiots.

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"Serial bride" arrested for having 10 husbands: NYPD

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#WTF?! NYC woman Liana Barrientos faces fraud charges after allegedly marrying 10 different men over an 11-year period. Never a bridesmaid, always a bride!

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Hey Ma How 'Bout Some Cookies?

One day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigarette. So Little Johnny asked, "Grandpa, can I smoke one of your cigarettes?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No", said Little Johnny. His grandpa replied, "Then you're not old enough."

The next day, Little Johnny saw his grandpa drinking beer. He asked, "Grandpa, can I drink some of your beer?" His grandpa replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" "No" said Little Johhny. "Then you're not old enough." his grandpa replied.

The following day, Little Johnny was in the kitchen eating some cookies. His grandpa asked, "Can I have some of your cookies?" Little Johnny replied, "Can your penis reach your asshole?" His grandpa replied, "It most certainly can!" Little Johnny told him, "Then go fuck yourself. These are my cookies!"

Depends on How You Like It

What's the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.