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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza

Created: 13 May 2015
Hits: 3437

#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!

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Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

Created: 23 June 2015
Hits: 3198

#WTF?! A man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank says it was just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Gives new meaning to the phrase "This is a stick-up" doesn't it?

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The doctor says, "Turn him around so it looks like he died on the way in."

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