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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

University of Kansas student kidnapped, beaten on Tinder date

Created: 11 May 2016
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#WTF?! A 20-year-old University of Kansas student was kidnapped after a Tinder date turned violent. Shane Allen, 30, picked up the student at her sorority house on April 12. According to court documents, the pair had spent one night together prior to the incident. Then, you might say, he REALLY swiped her!

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'Pregnant' woman left devastated after 'baby' turns out to be huge 11lb tumour

Created: 16 April 2015
Hits: 3204

#WTF?! A woman who thought she was pregnant has been left devastated after her 'baby bump' turned out to be an 11lb tumor.

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Survival Skills

Three nuns and a priest are stranded in the desert. Luckily, they come across a camel. So they all jump on and head off to find help. After a while the camel is totally exhausted and falls down dead.

The priest says " Well sisters, this looks like the end. Do any of you have any last request?"

The first nun says "Father I have never had sex before." So the priest thinking this is their last day on earth, says OK and has sex with her.

The second nun says " I too father have never had sex before." So the priest thinks well, why not, and has sex with her too.

The priest then asked the third nun if her request is the same. She says "Not exactly father. I would just like to know what is that between your legs."

The priest says "Sister, that is a penis. It was put there by god to give the gift of life."

The last nun then responds "Great! Stick it in the camel and let's get the fuck out of here."

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A smartass!

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Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

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