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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

Created: 14 April 2017
Hits: 3662

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...

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Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food

Created: 07 May 2015
Hits: 10014

#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.

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Try This Pickup Line

Old Dick is always willing to help a guy score with a great pickup line. Here's one you can try:

"I'd like to point out that 'beautiful' has 'u' in it. But, 'quickie' has u & i together."

You're welcome.

Nutrition Is So Important

A guy visits his doctor. He walks in with a banana stuck in one ear, a carrot in the other and a french fry up his nose.

He says, "Doc, I feel terrible."

The doc says, "You're just not eating right."

Asked About A Nun

How do you get a nun pregnant?

Dress her up as an altar boy.

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