WTF?!

WTF?!

Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

: Created: 18 August 2016; Hits: 2878

#WTF?! Just when you think you have seen it all, a guy allegedly tries to fornicate with a red van. One Tuesday evening, cops in Dayton, Ohio received a 911 call about a man "pulling his pants down and swinging on a stop sign," according to a Dayton Police Department report. Nothing like a big swingin' dick to make a cop's night!

: Created: 12 April 2015; Hits: 3503

#WTF?! A sheperd was found dead after having sex with a scarecrow that he had put a wig and lipstick on.

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Little Johnny says, "Well, flip her over. I'd rather have a puppy."