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Sometimes life can be stranger than even some of our very own dick jokes. And in times like that all we can say is: "What the fuck?!" All these stories are true... they happened to real people. And we didn't even change the names. They deserve the recognition!

KFC customer claims he was served deep-fried rat!

Created: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3767

#WTF?! One Kentucky Fried Chicken customer claims he was served a deep-fried rat. What... only one? Surely this can't be true. There has to be more customers... and more rats! We call foul. This kind of complaint is an insult to rats!

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Cops: Woman, 21, Put The Strip In Strip Mall

Created: 14 April 2017
Hits: 3567

#WTF?! Putting the strip in strip mall 21-year-old woman wearing only high heels & black stockings arrested on indecent exposure charges after being spotted posing for provocative photos outside a shopping center. Wait a minute while we change a twenty for some singles...

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It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.

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