What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
A man calls his wife into the bedroom. "I want to show you the new watch I got today."
She walks in and finds him with his pants down. "That's not a watch!" she says.
"It will be once you put two hands and a face on it."
What is the cheapest meat?
Deer balls, they're under a buck.
What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?
The more you play with it the harder it gets.
