What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
What do you call kids born in whorehouses?
Brothel sprouts.
(Oh yeah, I'll be here all night...)
Why does a blonde have two more brain cells than a horse?
So she won't shit on the street during the parade.
