What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
Why are cowgirls like cow pies?
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."
The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"
So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."
Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
