What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.
Three blondes walk into a building.
You'd think one of them would've seen it...
Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."
Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."
