What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?
"He must be really blind."
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.
Before you have sex you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress by yourself.
The moral: In life, no one helps you once you're fucked.
I quit my job at the helium gas factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
