If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
The local pharmacy was robbed of 100 bottles of Viagra. Clearly the work of a hardened criminal.
My wife was concerned that we weren't managing the household well in tough financial times. So she asked me to take some action and plan for the future.
No problem I told her. I ran out and came home with 2 cases of beer instead of one.
And that's when the fight started...
How does one explain the miracle of Hanukkah to todays generation?
Tell them that it's like if they charged their smartphone to last for 1 day, but it ended up lasting 8 days!