What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."