What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?

It helps them remember which end to wipe...

What did the dick say to the balls?

You guys hang around here while I go inside.

My dick is so smart it was Valedictorian of my senior class. My prom date was voted most likely to succeed. Say it slowly... you'll get it.