A laugh a day.It's not hard.Seriously.
If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?
Two highballs and a squirt.
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#WTF?! Police are investigating how a packet of cocaine ended up inside a Nature Valley granola bar. We'd like to know too... and also the location of the store where she bought it! So we can do some shopping next we're in San Antonio.