What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

When we first started dating I wanted to show my girfriend I was serious. So I changed my Facebook status to "in a relationship."

When I told her she said: "It should've been changd to 'under new management!'"

And that's when the fight started...

Why did the woman cross the road?

Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?

Losing a wife can be hard.

In most cases, it’s damn near impossible.