What's Your Favorite Drink Recipe?

If Gin makes you grin and Whiskey makes you frisky, what makes you pregnant?

Two highballs and a squirt.

What is the smallest hotel in the world?

A pussy, cause you have to leave the bags outside.

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?

They don't have balls to scratch.