What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, "I've found a man just like father!"
Her mother replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?
She locks the doors on her pickup truck.
Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?
He caught her in the act.
