What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
The teacher asked Little Johnny, "Why is your cat at school today Johnny?"
Johnny replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that pussy once Johnny leaves for school!'"
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.
