What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
A guy stops in to the drugstore with his wife to buy condoms. "Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "she's not that ugly!"
And that's when the fight started...
My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.
I thought she was just shallow.
