What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
A man and his wife are setting up the password on their new computer. The man trying to be clever types in "MyPenis", the computer denies it.
His wife says, "I told you it wasn't long enough!"
And that's when the fight started...
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?
A beer in each hand.
