Every Frickin' Joke

No Need To Call A Repairman

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 June 2015; Hits: 3361

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 June 2015; Hits: 3124

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 June 2015; Hits: 3118

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 June 2015; Hits: 3039

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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That Little Prick

Brenda and Steve took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem."

The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table. "Gee, Mom," he exclaimed, "Are those all for me?"

"Just take two," his mom replied. "The rest are for your father."

Bless You

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

Biology or Cooking Class

What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?

A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.