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No Need To Call A Repairman

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 June 2015; Hits: 2847

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 June 2015; Hits: 2662

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 June 2015; Hits: 2634

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 June 2015; Hits: 2525

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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Brand New Dishwasher

What's the first thing a man would do if there were no women left on earth?

Invent a dishwasher that would suck his dick.

Hold On There Little Fella

A midget whips out his two-foot dick.

The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."

"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."

It's A Small World Afterall

Two guys trying to get in a quick eighteen holes, but there are two terrible lady golfers in front of them hitting the ball everywhere but where it's supposed to go. The first guy says, "Why don't you go over and ask if we play through?"

The second guy gets about halfway there and comes back. The first guy says, "What's wrong?" His buddy says, "One of them is my wife, and the other one is my mistress." The first guy says, "That could be a problem. I'll go over."

He gets about halfway there and comes back. The second guy says, "What's wrong?"

The first guy says, "Small world."