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No Need To Call A Repairman

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 June 2015; Hits: 3051

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 19 June 2015; Hits: 2842

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 June 2015; Hits: 2826

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 17 June 2015; Hits: 2746

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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It's All In The Name

An inventor walks into the Patent Office office and says to the girl behind the desk, "I'd like to register my new invention, a folding bottle."

The clerk asks. "What do you call it?" He tells her, "I call it a fottle." She says, "That's kind of silly, but OK we can set you up."

He says, "Thanks, I'll work on the name. Hey, I also have a folding carton too."

She says, "Really? And what do you call that?" He says, "A farton."

She says in disgust, "That's totally offensive. You can't use that name."

He says, "Uh-oh! I guess I'll have to scratch the one I was going to use for my folding bucket."

Not My Type Of Girl

What's the difference between the lesbians in porn films and a lesbian in real life?

About 65 pounds.