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No Need To Call A Repairman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 June 2015
Hits: 3299

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 June 2015
Hits: 3062

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3059

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 June 2015
Hits: 2974

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.

If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.

No Talking In The Library

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

Can You Build Things? Check Your Mail!

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'

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