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No Need To Call A Repairman

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 June 2015
Hits: 3423

What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 19 June 2015
Hits: 3180

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Who Knows What?

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 18 June 2015
Hits: 3173

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

Grandma Loves Playing the Slots

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 17 June 2015
Hits: 3100

What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo night.

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Can't We All Just Get Along?

Peace comes at a price. If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours. Followed by a global food shortage.

Those New Clothes Are Hot!

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

Call A Cleaning Lady

My wife and I were discussing the current state of NASA and the space program. She asked: "Why do you think they never sent a woman to the moon?"

I told her: "'Cause it doesn't need cleaning."

And that's when the fight started...

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