An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit!

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...

What's the difference between pussy and apple pie?

You can eat your Mom's apple pie.