I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
What's the difference between your wife and your job?
After two years, the job still sucks.
What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
Another lawyer.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.