An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.

The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle