I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
What is the irritating part around a blonde's pussy?
The other guys waiting their turn!
Did you ever think what a horrible life a dick has? Think about it... his roommates are nuts, his neighbor is an asshole, his best friend is a pussy, and every night his owner strangles him with one hand until he throws up!
A cop pulls a guy over and says, "Hey pal... did you know your wife fell out a few blocks back?"
"Thank God... I thought I went deaf."