I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.
1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
What's the best way to keep kitty litter fresh?
Kill your cat.
I was walking in the park the other day with my wife when she pointed to a young couple sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why don't you do that?" she asked.
"Honey," I replied, "I don't even know that woman!"
And that's when the fight started...