An Adventure With No Clothes

I love an adventure & a challenge. So I joined a nudist colony.

1st day was the hardest, but I stuck it out.

My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"

I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."

And that's when the fight started....

Why is sperm white and piss yellow?

So you know if you're cumming or going!

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.