Just Plain Funny Not every laugh has to be a dick joke! Category: Just Plain Funny Published: 06 September 2016 Hits: 1283
A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."
Category: Just Plain Funny Published: 26 May 2015 Hits: 1536
A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm writing a prescription."
She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."
He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."
Category: Just Plain Funny Published: 18 July 2017 Hits: 1353
Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
Category: Just Plain Funny Published: 09 November 2015 Hits: 1491
What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?