Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

What's the best thing about duct tape?

It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"

What gets longer when you pull it, fits between the breasts, inserts neatly in a hole, and works best when jerked?

A seat belt.

What's a man's idea of a balanced diet?

A beer in each hand.

What'd the blonde say when she saw a guy walking two dogs?

"He must be really blind."