Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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Why are all dumb blonde jokes one liners?
So men can understand them.
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A guy is reading his paper when his wife walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with a frying pan. He says, "What was that for?"
She says, "I found a piece of paper in your pocket with 'Betty Sue' written on it." He says, "Jesus, honey...remember last week when I went to the track? 'Betty Sue' was the name of the horse I went there to bet on."
She shrugs and walks away. Three days later he's reading his paper when she walks up behind him and smacks him on the back of the head with the frying pan again.
He says, "What was that for?" She says, "Your horse called."
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What's the best thing about duct tape?
It turns, "No! No!," into "Mmm! Mmm!"
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Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
