Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

The Dean of Women at an exclusive girls' school was lecturing her students on sexual morality. "We live today in very difficult times. In moments of temptation ask yourself just one question: Is 15 minutes of pleasure worth a lifetime of shame?"

One young girl in the back of the room rose and asked: "Excuse me, but how do you make it last 15 minutes?"

When would you want a man's company?

When he owns it.

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?

You at least take the trash out once a week.