Just Plain Funny

PlainFunny400X200Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!

A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!

Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."

A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"

He says, "I'm writing a prescription."

She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."

He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."

Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

An ironing board's legs are hard to open.

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.