Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 30 June 2015

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How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 07 January 2016

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My contribution to poetry & truth:

Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 15 June 2016

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A guy visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Doc, I need help, I think I'm turning into a dog. Every morning when I wake up I scratch behind my ear, like I'm looking for fleas. Then in the afternoon I run around in circles, like I'm chasing my tail. By the evening I lay down and lick my balls, just because I can. Doc, this has got to stop."

The doctor looks at him and asks: "Do you want to stop now?" The guy says: "Yes, yes"

So the doctor rolls up a magazine, swats the guy on the ass and yells: "Get off the couch!"

Category: Just Plain Funny

Published: 14 February 2015

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A guy woke up one day on Valentines day, he went to check the mail and saw there were no cards. He thought to himself, "Must be because there's no post on a Sunday..."

"Yeah, that's it...That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it!"