Just Plain Funny
Not every laugh has to be a dick joke!
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A drunk's walking along and smacks right into a tree. He backs up a few steps and then walks into the tree again. And then he does it again!
Finally he mumbles to himself, "This is great. I was supposed to be home hours ago, and here I am, lost in the fuckin' forest."
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A nurse walks in and says, "Doc, what are you doing?"
He says, "I'm writing a prescription."
She says, "But you're holding your thermometer."
He says, "Jesus Christ, some asshole has my pen."
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Difference between a blonde and an ironing board?
An ironing board's legs are hard to open.
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What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?
A tran-sister.
