Just Plain Funny

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A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “Five beers, please”.

What do you call a musician with no girlfriend?

Homeless.

What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirt bag.

Two women are walking home from a night at the bar and have to pee. So they take a quick detour stop at a cemetery. Problem is they have nothing to wipe with. One decides to use her panties while the other grabs a nearby wreath.

The next day one of the husbands calls the other, "Those girls are are never going out again! My wife came home last night without any panties!"

His buddy replies, "You think that's bad? My wife came home with a card in her crack that said, 'From all of us at the fire station, we will never forget you!'"