Every Frickin' Joke
A Dead Man!
- Category: Dick Jokes
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After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
Doggie Style
- Category: Dick Jokes
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A guy, seeing two dogs going at it on the lawn says to his buddy, "You and your wife ever do it like that?"
"Only once" says his friend. "And it took 5 drinks to get her out in the yard."
Pay Back Is A Bitch
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I was furious when I found our joint checking account was empty. When I confronted my wife all she said was, "It's my turn." "What do you mean, your turn?" I shot back.
"In bed," she told me, "you've been making early withdrawals for years. Now... it's my turn."
And that's when the fight started...
Let's Think About Sex
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
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