Every Frickin' Joke
What's Your Number?
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 91
I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
You Don't Have To Be An Epidemiologist
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 122
Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?
Answer: My ex-wife.
Out Of Warranty
- Category: Just Plain Funny
- Hits: 194
When her car conks out the old lady pushes it into a gas station. Soon the mechanic has it purring like a kitten.
The old gal asks: "What's up?"
He tells her: "Crap in the carburetor."
She says: "How often do I have to do that?"
That's Gratitude
- Category: Dick Jokes
- Hits: 553
I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.
