What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?
To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.
A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.
His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"
And that's when the fight started...