One Afternoon With The Girls
One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."
"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."
One day at lunch her friend remarked: "So... your husband drowned and left you two million dollars. Wow! Two million dollars, and he couldn't even read or write."
"Yeah" the widow replied, "And he couldn't swim either."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
Have you heard about the new line of tampons with bells and tinsel?
It's for the Christmas period.