Do I Make You Hungry Baby?

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

Where you put the cucumber.

Depends on Your Persepctive

My girlfriend thought I had a small penis.

I thought she was just shallow.

Name Game

What did the Jewish guy and his Chinese wife name their baby boy?

Ka Ching!

Want A Spanking?

My wife and I were discussing babies and she had a thought. "Why do doctors spank newborn babies?"

I told her: "To knock the dicks off the stupid ones."

And that's when the fight started...