You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.
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No Greater Feeling
Why is being in the military like a blowjob?
The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.
Welcome To Hollywood
How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?
Not the Same Old Routine
My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"
So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."
And that's when the fight started...