20/20 Is More Than Plenty

I told my wife: "Honey, I don't like how you look with the new glasses on." She said: "Sweetheart, I don't wear any glasses."

I said: "Yeah, but I do."

And that's when the fight started...

I Love Feminists

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

Shove It!

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and your lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.

Better Than Lifting Weights

My wife and I love to work out. This morning at the gym we had a discussion. She asked me: "What do you think is the most active muscle in a woman?"

I told her: "My dick."

And that's when the fight started...