Not Another Chicken Joke

Why did the chicken fall into the well?

He didn't see that well.

My Kind Of Vacation

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

Best Way To Go

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Women Are Emotional

My wife told me I should be more affectionate.

So I told her I got a girlfriend.

And that's when the fight started...