Plain To See

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.

So What Does It Mean?

What's it mean when two lesbians make love?

It doesn't mean dick.

The Billing Rules

Why does the bar association forbid lawyers & clients from having sex?

To prevent them from billing twice for essentially the same service.

I'm Going To Disneyland!

A guy wanted to have sex with his wife. So he gave her a wink and popped a Viagra.

His wife looked at him and said: "You know why Viagra is just like Disneyland? They both make you wait an hour for a two minute ride!"

And that's when the fight started...