Listen To Your Mother...
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
What do you call a judge with no balls?
Justice Prick
Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
It helps them remember which end to wipe...
My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"
"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"
And that's when the fight started...