Biology or Cooking Class
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
A piece of ass that will bring tears to your eyes.
One Friday afternoon two women are sitting on the front porch. The first woman says, "Here comes my husband with a bunch of flowers. That means I'll be on my back with my legs in the air all weekend."
The other woman asks, "Why, don't you have a vase?"
Just booked a table for me and the wife for Valentine's Day.
Hope the bitch knows how to play snooker.
I come home from work to find my wife in tears sobbing her mom passed away. She asks: "What should we do -- cremate her or bury her?"
I tell her: "Don't take any chances. Do both."
And that's when the fight started...