Wife to her husband in frustration: "Get the fuck out." Then, as he's leaving, she adds, "I hope you die a slow painful death."
He turns back to her and says, "So now you want me to stay?"
And that's when the REAL fight started...
How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?
Draw a dick on it.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
My wife wanted to go on a pleasure trip.
I told her: "Great, let's take your mother to the airport."
And that's when the fight started...