Trade It In
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"
Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.
Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
One night my wife tried to get a rise out of me and make me jealous. She asked: "Honey, what would you say if I was having sex with your best friend?"
I told her: "I'd say you're a lesbian!"
And that's when the fight started...