Dick's Joke of the Day
Three Dicks And A Joke
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?
Your mother can't take a joke.
One Day Down At The Head Shop
Why are roach clips called roach clips?
Because "pot holder" was already taken.
Sharing is Caring
My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"
I told her: "Both of them."
And that's when the fight started...