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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste. Ewww...
What's the difference between a pickpocket and a Peeping Tom? A pickpocket snatches watches.
So tell me... if a firefighter's business can go up in smoke, and a plumber's business can go down the drain... can a hooker get layed off? Just askin'!
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...