What do you call two lesbians in a closet?
A liqour cabinet.
What do you call a man who lost all his intelligence?
A widower.
I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for $7.95.
I told her the beer would make her look way better at night than any jar of cold cream.
And that's when the fight started...