Some People Like Em Sloppy
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Her navel.
My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"
Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.
A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.
The wife cries because it's over.
And the husband smiles because it happened.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...