UFO Spotted
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
How is Santa Claus like a smart blonde?
They both don't exist!
My wife thought she would come on real sexy to distract me from the game. So she asked: "Honey, What do you have in your pants that's gonna wind up in my face?"
I looked up and said: "Wrinkles."
And that's when the fight started...