Trade It In
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks him what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He tells her, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" she asks,
He says, "Mission accomplished!"
And that's when the fight started...