Sign Of The Times
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
2 reasons I know I'm getting old. My memory's not as sharp as it once was & my memory's not so good anymore.
What do you call a guy with a small dick?
Justin!
What do you call a guy with a giant dick?
Phil!
Want to see flying saucers?
Head over to the all-night diner and grab the waitress by the ass.
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...