Hired a 19 year-old Danish girl with huge tits to babysit.
Now where the fuck am I going to get some kids?
Why did the woman cross the road?
Never mind that, what the fuck is she doing out of the kitchen?
My wife came out of the shower, winked at me and said, "I shaved my pussy! You know what that means?"
I said, "Yeah the fucking drain is clogged again."
And that's when the fight started...