Things Have Gone Too Far

What is more messed up than fingering your sister?

Pulling your finger out and finding your dad's wedding ring.

Done But Not Retired

What would you call a hooker with jizz all over her face?

Call her a cab ... her job is done.

Sex Change

What do you call a nun with a sex change operation?

A tran-sister.

It's A Celebration

My wife smiled at breakfast this morning and said: "Today is our anniversary darling... what should we do?"

I told her: "Stand in silence for 2 minutes."

And that;s when the fight started...