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Dick's Joke of the Day

Just Country Folk

What do you call a 14-year old girl from W. Virginia who can run faster than her 4 older brothers?

A virgin.

Done to Perfection

Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?

He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.

New Husband?

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

Lots Of Scarifies in Life

I told my wife I was so pleased she treated me like a God. She looked at me and asked, "What do you mean?"

I told her, "Every evening at dinner you give me a burnt offering."

And that's when the fight started...

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Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

Picture Perfect

I thought I could please my wife by offering her a sumptuous breakfast in bed. So I asked her what would be her perfect breakfast.

She said: "My perfect breakfast would be a cup of gourmet coffee. Our son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. Our daughter is on the cover of Business Week. And your face is on the back of the milk carton."

And that's when the fight started...

Go Both Ways

Old Dick is ambidextrous. Yep! I can swing a bat from both sides of the plate, & jerk off with both hands.