Paralysis Comes Easy

How do you paralyze a woman from the waist down?

Marry her.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Ask Sherwin Williams

They finally came out new a new blonde paint.

It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.

More Than One Use

One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"

I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"

And that;s when the fight started...