DJ of the Day

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

What’s the difference between a rabbi and a priest?

A rabbi cuts them off; A priest sucks them off.

What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?

Wow! We do taste just like chicken!

I thought I would kid my wife a little, so I said: "Want to hear a joke about my dick? Never mind, it's too long."

She shot back: "Wanna hear a joke about my pussy? Never mind, you won't get it."

And that's when the fight started...

Gal to cashier: "I'm in a hurry, can you please check me out?"

Clerk looks her up & down: "Nice tits, babe!"

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

A college kid is fucking an old lady. She says, "It may be Winter on top, but it's Summer in the furnace."

He says, "Yeah? Well, if you don't put a little Spring in your ass, we're gonna be here till Fall."

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