Lying in bed watching TV with the wife I kept switching back and forth between a fishing channel and a porn channel.
So my wife grabbed the remote and barked: "For Christ's sake, leave it on the porn channel. You already know how to fish."
And that's when the fight started...
What do you have with two balls in your hand?
A man's undivided attention.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.
I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.
And that's when the fight started...