Why can't Barbie get pregnant?
Because Ken comes in a different box.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
One night while I was lying in bed trying to fall asleep my wife asked me a real stupid question: "Honey, why do you think god gave men a dick?"
I opened one eye and told her: "So we'd always have at least one way to shut a woman up!"
And that;s when the fight started...