That's Gratitude
I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.
The Joke of the Day!
Let's Get Started!
More Cushion For The Pushin'
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
Cats Life
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
A Real Romantic
I asked my wife to give me a blow job. She said "Can't you be more romantic?"
So I told her "Sure, give me a blow job... in the rain."
And that's when the fight started...
