Driver's Ed
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What do eggs Benedict and a blowjob have in common?
You can't get either of them at home.
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed after a little quickie. The farmer stroked his wife's bare breasts and said, "Y'know, honey, if these gave milk, we could sell the cow."
Sighing, his wife grabbed her husband's dick and said: "And if this stayed hard a little longer, we could fire the farmhand."
And that's when the fight started...