The Birds and the Bees

Little schoolgirl asks her mom: "Is it true that babies come out where boys put their wieners in?" "Yes, honey." her mom assures her.

"Won't that knock my teeth out?"

In Time For Windows 10

Why is sex like Microsoft Windows?

For everyone who pays for it, there are hundreds getting it free.

More Than One Way To Please

The masochist begs: "Beat me, beat me."

The sadist smiles and says: "Nooooo!"

You're Asking The Wrong Person

The family was having dinner last night when our son turned to his mother and asked: "Mom, what's a blowjob"

I turned to him and said: "Your mother doesn't know son."

And that's when the fight started...