Not That Kind Of Sperm Bank
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
Sex is like a bank account.
First you put it in. Once you take it out you lose interest.
Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two old ladies are sitting on the park bench feeding the pigeons. Suddenly the first one says to her friend: "Did you just fart?"
Her friend answers: "Of course I did. You think I always smell like this?"
I razzed my wife: "I shoulda never got married. Why buy the whole cow when I was gettin' the milk for free?"
She snapped back: "Yeah? Well I got stuck with the whole pig for just one little sausage."
And that's when the fight started...