Walk Down The Aisle
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?
Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.
The bell rings at a whorehouse.
The madam answers the door and finds a guy with no arms and no legs. She looks at him and says: "What'ya think you're gonna do in here?"
He says: "Hey... I rang the bell, didn't I?"
What's the difference between a musician and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
My wife sidled up to me last night and asked: "Would you like a little pussy?"
I said: "I sure would, 'cause yours is as big as a house!"
And that's when the fight started...