Who Knows What?
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breath through something that small?"
What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?
A Klondike Bar.
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...