A True Poet
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
My contribution to poetry & truth:
Roses are red that much is true. But violets are purple not fucking blue.
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
They don't have balls to scratch.
Little Johnny was on a park bench stuffing all of his Halloween candy in his mouth. An old lady walked up, saying: "Son, don't you know that eating all of that candy will rot your teeth, give you acne, and make you sick?"
"My grandfather lived to be 105 years old!" replied Johnny.
"Did he eat five candy bars at a sitting?" the old lady retorted.
"No," said Johnny, "but he minded his own freakin' business."
My wife kinda had second thoughts about the first sex video I had talked her into making, so she said she wanted it back.
I said, "OK, but you'll have to pay twenty bucks, just like everybody else."
And that's when the fight started...