Some People Like Em Sloppy

What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?

Her navel.

Shoulda Used A Towel

My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.

A Married Couple's Point of View

A married couple has sex and it's a real quickie.

The wife cries because it's over.

And the husband smiles because it happened.

Wife Tests Husband's Love

My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."

I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."

And that's when the fight started...