Ask Sherwin Williams
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
They finally came out new a new blonde paint.
It's not real bright, but it's cheap... and it spreads easy.
What do a wife & a condom have in common?
They both spend wayyy more time in your wallet than on your dick.
It was dad's turn to take his 10-year old daughter for a haircut... so he took her to his favorite barber.
While she was sitting in the chair with her lollipop the barber walked up and warned, "You're going to get hair on your lollipop."
The little girl nodded and said, "Uh, huh. And I'm gonna get tits, too."
My wife was in labor with our first kid and she's cursing and screaming at me the whole time.
I told her: "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.'"
And that's when the fight started...