Let's Think About Sex
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
What do women think about during sex? That depends...
The prostitute thinks: "That's all."
The nymphomaniac thinks: "That's all?"
The housewife thinks: "Beige...yes, I think I'll paint the ceiling beige."
I love dating manicurists and hair stylists.
One does hand jobs, the other does blow jobs!
What would you call a woman who always knows where her husband is?
A widow.
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive...
...so, I took her to a gas station.
And that's when the fight started...