I'd Love To But...
My wife tried to goad me, "Our next door neighbor tells me her husband can make love to her 3X a day. Why can't you do that?"
I told her, "Because she always says, 'No, we might get caught.' "
And that's when the fight started...
The Joke of the Day!
Let's Get Started!
Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?
A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!
What night is it?
What's the difference between a wife and the trash can sittin' in your garage?
You at least take the trash out once a week.
How To Get Him In The Mood
For their 10th anniversary, a wife surprises her husband by wearing the lingerie she wore on their wedding night. She asks him what his exact thoughts were 10 years ago when he first saw her in the lingerie.
He tells her, "I wanted to suck your tits dry and fuck your brains out." "Well, what do you think today?" she asks,
He says, "Mission accomplished!"
And that's when the fight started...
