That Big? Really?
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.
How do Cinderella and Pinnochio make love?
She sits on his face and he tells lies.
My apartment is full of Valentine's cards.
I'm not some kind of stud.
I'm a lazy bastard postman.
I came home last night with a half gallon of rocky road and asked my wife: "Want some ice cream?" So she responded: "How hard is it?" I told her with a wink: "As hard as my dick!"
She said: "Great, pour me some."
And that's when the fight started...