I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.
The Joke of the Day!
Let's Get Started!
Best Chance For A Full Recovery
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
More Than He Bargained For
Guy walks into a bar carrying a pistol and shouts: "Which one of you assholes slept with my wife?"
A drunk sitting at the end of the bar shouts back: "You ain't got enough bullets buddy."
Get Back In The Kitchen!
My wife asked me to get her a watch for her birthday.
I told her, "What for...there's a clock on the stove!"
And that's when the fight started...