Better Than Nothing
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
Husband says to his wife, "Here's 2 aspirin & a glass of water for your headache."
"I don't have a headache." His wife tells him
"Good. Now strip. We're fucking."
What would you call a dead prostitute?
Free.
One night my wife asked me to take out the garbage.
I told her: "You cooked it, you take it out."
And that's when the fight started...