Three Dicks And A Joke

What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

Your mother can't take a joke.

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

Sharing is Caring

My wife was at the sink grousing about the dishes again. She asked me: "How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?"

I told her: "Both of them."

And that's when the fight started...