Some things last forever ... and some don't!
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
A hooker visits her doctor and asks him to put a hole in her hip.
The doc asks, "Why?"
The hooker tells him, "So I can do a little work on the side."
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."
Wife walks into the den & asks: "What's on the TV?"
I told her "Dust!"
And that's when the fight started...