What's better than being a historic pioneer of women's rights?
Being a man.
The difference between a whore & a bitch?
A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
The only thing wrong with sex on television is that you could fall off.
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
