It Only Has to Happen Once
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
How are blondes like computers?
You never appreciate them until they go down on you.
Guy goes to psychiatrist wearing only saran wrap.
The doc tells him: "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."
How many teamsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Twelve ... you got a problem?
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...