Weight Watchers
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
A punk rocker type boards a bus. He's wearing a leather vest and pants, studded collar and cuffs, and he's sporting an 8" mohawk hairdo in a rainbow of colors.
An old guy just stares at him. Finally the punk looks over at the old guy and says: "What'sa matter old man. Didn't you ever do anything wild in your life?"
The old guy looks back and says: "Yeah... I fucked a parrot one time. Thought you might be my kid."
What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
They both have a description of the animal on the front of the cage. The Southern zoo includes a recipe.
My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."
I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."
And that's when the fight started....