The Harder They Suck...
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
What's the difference between a hooker and a mosquito?
The hooker sucks harder when you smack her.
Two old ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One turns to the other and asks, "Do you still get horny?"
Her friend replies, "Oh sure I do." So the first old lady asks, "What do you do about it?" The second one answers: "I suck a lifesaver."
After a few moments, the first old lady asks, "Who drives you to the beach?"
Cop at door "Looks like your wife's been hit by a bus"
"Yeah but she's a nice person & good with the kids"
It was our anniversary and I asked my wife if she remembered out wedding vows when the minister said "for better or worse?"
She said: "Yeah... You couldn't do any better and I couldn't do any worse."
And that's when the fight started...