What's Your Favorite Burger Joint?

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

My Kind Of Vacation

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

Wardrobe Selection

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

I Like Big Butts...

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...