Gotta Stay In Business
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
Guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking its balls. The guy looks at the bartender and says: "Man I whish I could do that!"
The bartender tells him: "Better try petting him first!"
A blonde is tired of all the dumb blonde jokes, so she dies her hair black. Then one day she drives past a farm and sees a farmer with his flock of sheep. She stops and says to the farmer, "If I can guess how many sheep you have, will you let me have one?"
The farmer says, "Sure". She says, "112." The farmer says, "That's incredible. You're exactly right."
As the girl reaches for her prize and is putting it in her back seat, the farmer says, "Hey...if I can guess what color your hair used to be, can I have my dog back?"
A new bride was embarrassed to be on her honeymoon. When she and her husband pulled up to the hotel, she asked him if there was any way that they could make it appear as if they had been married a long time.
He responded, "Sure. You carry the luggage!"
And that's when the fight started...