Which is the odd one out a woman, a microwave or a freezer?
The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked!
What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden?
Seizure Salad.
My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"
She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."
And that's when the fight started...