Life is A Circus

Why'd the trapeze artist divorce his wife?

He caught her in the act.

Whore Or A Bitch?

The difference between a whore & a bitch?

A whore fucks everyone at the party. The bitch? Everyone but you.

Dig Deep In The Memory Banks

A man picks up a cute little number in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hotel. After they're done screwing around he asks, "Am I the first man you ever made love to?"

She looks at him thoughtfully for a second before replying. "You might be... your face looks familiar."

What Turns You On?

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...