DJ of the Day

How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

What do you get when you mix LSD and birth control?

A trip without the kids!

Gal to salesman: "Should I buy a sweatshirt or a windbreaker?"

"Depends. You gonna sweat or break wind?"

My wife asked me if a certain dress made her butt look too big.

I told her not as much as the dress that she had worn yesterday.

And that's when the fight started...

What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets?

A woman.

1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.

The teacher asked the class to use the word indefinitely in a sentence?

Little Johnny raised his hand and said: "When your balls are slapping on the cheeks of her ass, you're in definitely."

Dick's Joke of the Day