Best Way To Go
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.
Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.
How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?
It's not hard.
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.
So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"
I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."
And that's when the fight started...