See If He Measures Up
Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
Know when a man is well hung?
When you can barely slip a finger in between his neck & the noose.
Valentines Day is going to be great! I'm guaranteed to fuck my wife up the ass tonight.
She's dyslexic and thinks it's Vaseline Day.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
My wife was about to start her morning nag when I shot out: "You know our marriage is like a three-ring circus..."
And before she could comment I told her why: "First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering!"
And that's when the fight started...