Who Knows What?

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

But, It's Just So Small!

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breath through something that small?"

What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?

What is a lesbian's favorite thing to eat?

A Klondike Bar.

A Woman's Place

My wife and I were having our usual debate over which of two sexes... male or female... who's superior.

So I asked her: "Do you know the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?" She said, "What?"

I told her: "One's a superhero and the other is an instruction."

And that's when the fight started...