Sounds Like Spring Break
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the bike, making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway.."
And that's when the fight started...