Best Type Of Birth Control
What's a birth control pill?
That's the other thing a girl can put in her mouth to keep from getting pregnant.
The Joke of the Day!
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Doctor's Recommendation
A doctor is meeting with a husband after examining his wife. The doctor tells him: "Your wife's diagnosis is uncertain. She either has Aids or she has Alzheimers."
The husband asks: "What should I do, doc?"
The doctor advises him: "Drive her five miles outside of town and drop her off. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."
No Need To Call The Police
It's Valentine's day! So ladies, don't you worry about getting me what you got me last year.
I have enough restraining orders already.
Make A Wish
After many years of marriage a husband up and tells his wife he wished she had bigger breasts. "How am I supposed to get bigger breasts?" she asks. "That’s simple." he says, "Just rub them with toilet paper every day." "What the hell is that supposed to do?" his wife shot back.
"Well," answered her husband, "It worked for your ass!"
And that's when the fight started...
