The Smelliest Common Denominator
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
What do a gynecologist & a pizza delivery boy have in common?
They can smell it, but they can't eat it.
Why doesn't Santa have any children?
Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney.
This is going to be the 1st Valentine's Day I was single in almost 10 years. I'm kind of excited...
I just hope the wife feels the same way when she finds out.
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
And that's when the fight started...