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You ever been by a place and thought "Man, if I went in there, I know I'd get laid." I get that feeling all the time - I live near a prison.

Why is being in the military like a blowjob?

The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

How do they say "fuck you" in Hollywood?

Trust me.

My wife wanted to be a little playful, so she whispered: "Say dirty things to me!"

So I said: "Bathroom, kitchen, living room..."

And that's when the fight started...

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