Big And Educated Too
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
My dick is so big, it graduated High School a year ahead of me.
What do you call a virgin on a water bed?
A cherry float.
What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?
Spit, swallow, and gargle
My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds."
So I bought her a scale.
And that's when the fight started...