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On The Rag

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 27 August 2015
Hits: 3338

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Keeping It In The Family

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 26 August 2015
Hits: 3186

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

All Sinners Must Come And Confess

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 25 August 2015
Hits: 3230

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 24 August 2015
Hits: 3305

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

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Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

Not Quite A Dozen Roses

My wife and I went to counseling to improve our marriage. While attending one session dealing with communication, the counselor instructed: "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

Looking at me she said: "Can you describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I looked over, touched my wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it?"

And that's when the fight started...

Too Soon

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.

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