Every Frickin' Joke

On The Rag

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 27 August 2015; Hits: 2852

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Keeping It In The Family

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 August 2015; Hits: 2676

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

All Sinners Must Come And Confess

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 August 2015; Hits: 2670

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 August 2015; Hits: 2771

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

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Down Boy

A guy visits the psychiatrist and tells him: "Doc, I need help, I think I'm turning into a dog. Every morning when I wake up I scratch behind my ear, like I'm looking for fleas. Then in the afternoon I run around in circles, like I'm chasing my tail. By the evening I lay down and lick my balls, just because I can. Doc, this has got to stop."

The doctor looks at him and asks: "Do you want to stop now?" The guy says: "Yes, yes"

So the doctor rolls up a magazine, swats the guy on the ass and yells: "Get off the couch!"

My Kind Of Rabbi!

A congregation honors a rabbi for twenty-five years of service by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all-expenses paid. When he walks into his room, there's a nude girl lying on the bed.

He immediately picks up the phone, calls his temple, and says, "Where is your respect? As your rabbi, I am very, very angry with you."

The girl gets up to leave and starts to get dressed when the rabbi stops her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with you."

Makes You Want To Take An Uber

What is the difference between a New York City taxi and an elephant?

The elephant has the trunk in the front and the asshole in the back.