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On The Rag

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 27 August 2015; Hits: 2809

What did one tampon say to the other?

Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.

Keeping It In The Family

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 26 August 2015; Hits: 2617

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.

All Sinners Must Come And Confess

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 25 August 2015; Hits: 2576

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

Anyone Like Parsley? Uhhh, Anyone?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 24 August 2015; Hits: 2698

How is pubic hair like parsley?

You push it to the side before you start eating.

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Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"

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