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Sounds Like A Rapper

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 August 2015
Hits: 2928

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 30 August 2015
Hits: 3294

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 August 2015
Hits: 3316

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

The Happiest Man In The World

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 28 August 2015
Hits: 2922

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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You know, it's not every day my wife says, "Sweetheart, why don't you take me upstairs, fuck me in the ass and cum all over my face."

Today was no exception.

Read Him His Rights

A female officer arrests a drunk. As she puts the cuffs on him she warns: "You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be held against you..."

Before she can finish the drunk shouts out: "Boobs"

A Man's Man

What would you call a guy who jerks off during an earthquake?

Focused.

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