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Sounds Like A Rapper

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 August 2015
Hits: 2609

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 30 August 2015
Hits: 2987

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 August 2015
Hits: 3030

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

The Happiest Man In The World

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 28 August 2015
Hits: 2657

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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What's the difference between love, true love, and just showing off?

Spit, swallow, and gargle

Shoulda Used A Towel

My girlfriend caught me drying my dick with the hair dryer. She asked: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "Heating up your dinner." wasn't the right answer.

White Parts Anyone?

How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?

The white parts are the best.

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