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Sounds Like A Rapper

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 31 August 2015
Hits: 2989

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 30 August 2015
Hits: 3356

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 29 August 2015
Hits: 3374

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

The Happiest Man In The World

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 28 August 2015
Hits: 2978

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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How does a redneck girl practice safe sex?

She locks the doors on her pickup truck.

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires

Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any kids?

Because every time Mrs. Smokey gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel.

Another One Into A Bar

Baby seal walks into a bar.

Bartender says "What'll it be?"

Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."

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