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Sounds Like A Rapper

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 31 August 2015; Hits: 2928

When I was younger romance was all X's an O's.

Nowadays it's just Exes and Hoes.

Should Have Become A Gynecologist

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 30 August 2015; Hits: 3294

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.

Never Mix Sex And Alcohol

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 29 August 2015; Hits: 3316

I have a a real problem with sex and booze...

Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.

The Happiest Man In The World

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 28 August 2015; Hits: 2922

My wife and I were lying in bed last night. She gently leaned over and whispered: "I'm going to make you the happiest man in the world."

So I leaned over and whispered back: "I'm going to miss you."

And that's when the fight started...

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Five Will Get You Ten

What do you say to a man with five penises?

"Your jeans fit like a glove."

Bad Habits Are Hard To Break

Two guys were in a bar. The first one said: "I can't break my wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?", his buddy asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

The Father, The Son, And ? ....

Little Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way.
Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearin' your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards!"