What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
A guy is at the funeral home viewing his wife's coffin with a sad look on his face. His friend walks up to comfort him and says: "Don't worry Harry, you'll meet another woman."
"I know," Harry replied, "but what am I going to do tonight?"
Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin........and tonic. Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"
