What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
Got home to find a man in bed with my wife. "Who said you could sleep with my wife?"
He said, "Everybody."
What do women and milk cartons have in common?
You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.
What has a whole bunch of little balls and screws old ladies?
Bingo night.
