What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
My wife wanted to test me. So she asked: "Honey, what would you do if you came home and caught me in bed with another guy."
I told her: "I'd kick his seeing eye dog."
And that's when the fight started...
My wife was curious. She asked: "When do married men stop jerking off?"
I told her: "When they get divorced."
What's the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
