What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
We were getting ready in the bathroom together when my wife started putting her deodorant on. Thinking she was being cute she asked: "What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?"
I told her: "The back of my hand."
And that's when the fight started...
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning.
