What did one tampon say to the other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender looks at him and says: "Hey matey, do you know you have a steering wheel attached to your dick?"
The pirate replies: "Arrrgh... and it's driving me nuts!"
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?
Because if they all went, it would be called hell.
