Every Frickin' Joke

I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 04 September 2015; Hits: 2876

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

When It Rains It Pours

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 September 2015; Hits: 4153

Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

A True Wonderment!

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 02 September 2015; Hits: 2854

I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.

Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."

And that's when the fight started...

New Business

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 September 2015; Hits: 3889

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

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Karma Is A Bitch

A woman yells out, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight, you pig!" Everyone in the bar stops and stares. Completely embarrassed, the guy slinks back to his table with a red face.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. I'm a graduate student in psychology, and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing public situations."

To which the guy responds as loudly as possible, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

You Make The Call

Man talks dirty to a woman? That's sexual harassment.

Woman talks dirty to a man? That's $1.99 a minute.

Who Doesn't Love A Younger Woman

What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?

A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.