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I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 04 September 2015; Hits: 2919

What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?

A white chick's ass.

When It Rains It Pours

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 03 September 2015; Hits: 4202

Why is a pussy like the weather?

Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.

A True Wonderment!

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 02 September 2015; Hits: 2896

I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.

Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."

And that's when the fight started...

New Business

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 01 September 2015; Hits: 3948

Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.

They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"

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The Latest Technology

I told my pal: "I got a brand new digital hearing aid, $10,000!" "What kind is it?" he asked.

"Six-thirty."

Vegetable Logic

How's broccoli like anal sex?

If it was forced on you as a kid, you probably won't enjoy it as an adult.

Strange Sexual Positions

A couple went to a sex therapist to try and improve their sex live. After hearing the couple's complaints, the therapist suggested they experiment a little more. "For example," he suggested, "You might try different positions, like the wheelbarrow. You lift her legs, penetrate, and off you go."

The eager husband was all for trying this new idea as soon as they got home.

"Well, OK," the hesitant wife agreed, "But on two conditions. First if it hurts, you'll stop right away, and second," she insisted, "You must promise we won't go past my mother's."