Every Frickin' Joke
I Like Big Butts And I Cannot Lie...
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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What is the flattest surface you can iron your jeans on?
A white chick's ass.
When It Rains It Pours
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Why is a pussy like the weather?
Because once it's wet, you know it's time to go inside.
A True Wonderment!
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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I saw my wife bought one of those new Wonder Bras.
Goofing around I told her: "You know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where your tits went."
And that's when the fight started...
New Business
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
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