How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?
You choose.
My wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.
She's twenty-five... her name's Beverly.
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
