How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
What actress would you like to be stuck in an elevator with?
One who knows how to fix elevators.
How can you tell if you're at a gay barbecue?
The hot dogs taste like shit.
