How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
Three Boy Scouts, a lawyer, a priest & a pilot are in a plane that's about to crash.
The pilot says: "Well, we only have three parachutes, let's give them to the three Boy Scouts. They are young and have their whole lives in front of them."
The lawyer says: "Fuck the Boy Scouts!"
The priest says: "Do we have time?"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
Why are you shaking she's going to eat me.
