How is pubic hair like parsley?
You push it to the side before you start eating.
How can you tell if you're at a bulemic bachelor party?
The cake jumps out of the girl.
Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.
What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?
Honica Lewinsky.