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Just Drop It In

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 19 August 2015; Hits: 2457

My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"

And that's when the fight started...

Who's That Lady...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 18 August 2015; Hits: 3104

What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 17 August 2015; Hits: 2873

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Does Your Job Suck?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 16 August 2015; Hits: 2983

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

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Three guys are arguing about who has the longest dick, and they decide the only way to find out once and for all is to go to the Observation Deck of the Empire State Building and hang them over the side.

The first guy says, "Check it out. My pecker reaches down to the 68th floor." The second guy says, "That's nothing. This beauty's dangling down past the 34th floor."

They look over and see the third guy jumping up and down and back and forth. The first guy yells at him, "What the hell are you doing?" He says, "Dodgin' traffic."

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I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."

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