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Just Drop It In

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 19 August 2015
Hits: 2227

My wife stripped naked last night and stood on her head. I asked: "What the hell are you doing?"

She said: "Well... if you can't get it up again tonight, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!"

And that's when the fight started...

Who's That Lady...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 18 August 2015
Hits: 2874

What's the definition of a lady?

Someone who doesn't drink or smoke, and the only time she curses is when your dick slips out.

I'm A Barbie Girl, In A Barbie World...

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 17 August 2015
Hits: 2668

Why can't Barbie get pregnant?

Because Ken comes in a different box.

Does Your Job Suck?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 August 2015
Hits: 2759

What's the difference between your job and a whore who dropped dead?

Tomorrow your job will still suck!

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