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Let The Force Be With You

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 August 2015; Hits: 3477

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Adam and Eve

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 August 2015; Hits: 3954

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

Now That'll Make Her Scream!

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 09 August 2015; Hits: 3001

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 August 2015; Hits: 3024

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

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Runs In The Family

Cop stops a young prostitute on the street & asks: "What would your mother say if she saw you out hooking?"

"She'd be pissed as hell... this is her corner!"

Better To Keep Your Mouth Shut

One day two boys were walking through the woods when they came upon some rabbit shit. The first boy asked his friend: "What's that?"

"'They're smart pills," his friend told him. "Eat one and it'll make you smarter." So the boy popped one in his mouth and said: "Yech. This tastes like shit."

"See," said his friend, "you're getting smarter already."

Over Her Dead Body

How can you tell if your wife's dead?

The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.