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Let The Force Be With You

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 August 2015
Hits: 3702

If you force a prostitute to screw you, is it rape or shoplifting?

You choose.

Adam and Eve

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 August 2015
Hits: 4205

What did Eve wear? A fig leaf.

OK... So what did Adam wear?

A hole in Eve's fig leaf.

Now That'll Make Her Scream!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 09 August 2015
Hits: 3245

How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex?

Wipe your dick on the curtains.

Wipe That Smile Off Your Face

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 08 August 2015
Hits: 3236

How do you stop a clown from smiling?

Shoot him in the face!

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Advice From Dad

Guy catches his son jerking off: "Son don't do that, you'll go blind."

Son shouts back "Pop, I'm over here."

You Don't Have To Be An Epidemiologist

Question: Which is more vicious... Killer Bees or Asian Murder Hornets?

Answer: My ex-wife.

Peeing In The Shower Saves Water

My girlfriend's a real clean freak. She says it's disgusting to piss in the bathtub.

Next time maybe I should wait until she gets out.

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