The difference between a slut & a bitch? A slut will screw anyone. A bitch will screw anyone but you.
What do you say to a women with small tits?
Nothing!
My wife and I were talking about the differences between little boys and little girls. I asked her: "Why don't little girls fart like little boys do?"
She answered: "Because they don't get assholes until they're married."
And that's when the fight started...
I don't want to brag... but I have an incredible sex drive.
The one fat chick who'll screw me lives 100 miles away!