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Can't Live Without It

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 23 August 2015; Hits: 3025

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 22 August 2015; Hits: 3888

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

How's Your Credit?

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 21 August 2015; Hits: 4038

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

No Talking In The Library

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 20 August 2015; Hits: 4079

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

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Sometimes There's No Right Answer

A husband asks his wife: "If I died, would you marry again?" The wife replies lovingly: "Oh darling, of course I wouldn’t. I’d go and live with my sister. And if I died, would you remarry?"

The husband looks at her and says: "No, I think I’d go and live with your sister too."

And that's when the fight started..,

Not Quite A Sonnet

Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

Been There Done That

A guy asks his drinkin' buddy if he had any suggestions on how to spice up a dull marriage. His buddy tells him "Well, you can always have an affair."

"I can't possibly do that! I would never cheat on her." he replies. So his buddy tells him "Look, if you convince her to let you do it, it won't be cheating." The guy thinks sure, that could work. And so he heads home, and finding his wife in the perfect mood, he springs the idea on her that maybe a new partner would add some excitement.

"Honey," his wife says, "that won't help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it."