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Can't Live Without It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 August 2015
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Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2015
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How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

How's Your Credit?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 August 2015
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How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

No Talking In The Library

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2015
Hits: 3566

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

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Never Trust A Lefty

The other day my wife and I were golfing when she suddenly asked, "Honey, if I died would you get married again?" I told her, "No sweetie" but she shot right back with "Oh I'm sure you would." So to keep the peace I said "Okay, I would." Then she asked, "Would you let her sleep in our bed?" and not knowing where this was going I told her, "Yeah... I guess so."

Finally she asked me, "Would you let her use my golf clubs?" and I told her, "No, she's left handed."

And that's when the fight started...

Walk Down The Aisle

Why does a bride smile as she walks down the aisle?

Because she knows she's given her last blowjob.

Sperm Banks or Blood Banks?

A recent survey shows that sperm banks beat blood banks in contributions... HANDS DOWN!

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