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Can't Live Without It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 August 2015
Hits: 3071

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2015
Hits: 3940

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

How's Your Credit?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 August 2015
Hits: 4111

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

No Talking In The Library

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2015
Hits: 4137

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

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What's Your Number?

I just bought the latest sleep-number smart bed. It detects when you're screwing your wife, locks the front door and turns on the stereo so your neighbors can't hear you. My number is 69.

Best Way To Go

When I die, I want to go like my Grandfather...in his sleep.

Not screaming like the other passengers in his car.

Romance Is Not Dead

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits.

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