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Can't Live Without It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 August 2015
Hits: 2445

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2015
Hits: 3352

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

How's Your Credit?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 August 2015
Hits: 3451

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

No Talking In The Library

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2015
Hits: 3501

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

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Your wife will always blow your bonus!

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