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Can't Live Without It

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 23 August 2015
Hits: 2974

Sex is just like air...

It's no big deal until you're not getting any.

Too Fat

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 22 August 2015
Hits: 3829

How can you tell if a chick is too fat to screw?

You pull her pants down and her ass is still in 'em.

How's Your Credit?

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 21 August 2015
Hits: 3977

How is sex like credit?

It's the people who need it most who can't get any.

 

No Talking In The Library

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 20 August 2015
Hits: 4007

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."

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What's it called when a WWE wrestler ties his opponent's dick in a knot?

A Willie Nelson.

What A Ride!

Two little old ladies were at the slots in Atlantic City. One asks: "So... did you come on the bus?"

Her friend replied: "Yeah, but I made it look like an asthma attack."

The Down Under

How's an old lady's twat like Australia?

Everybody knows it's down there but nobody really gives a shit.

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