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In-Laws Can Be The Worst

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 August 2015
Hits: 2950

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Definition Of Confidence

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 August 2015
Hits: 3260

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 August 2015
Hits: 3107

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 August 2015
Hits: 3153

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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To Each His Own

Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking.

"I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one.

"I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second.

"I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."

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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste. Ewww...

Kung Pao Chicken

Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."

Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"

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