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In-Laws Can Be The Worst

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 August 2015
Hits: 2605

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Definition Of Confidence

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 August 2015
Hits: 2927

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 August 2015
Hits: 2720

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 August 2015
Hits: 2775

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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Quick Thinking

Little Johnny's dad was sitting on the edge of the bed rolling on a condom about to give some to the old lady. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' Daddy?" Johnny's dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking around at the floor. "Oh, I'm just looking for this big rat I saw." he tells the kid.

Little Johnny asks, "Whatcha gonna do, fuck it?"

Milk, It Does A Body Good

What do women and milk cartons have in common?

You gotta open the flaps to get to the good stuff.

Better rethink this one

Old Dick Johnson sometimes has to re-think relationships.

Right now I think I'm spending way too much time with my girlfriend's family... I think her husband is getting suspicious.

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