Every Frickin' Joke
In-Laws Can Be The Worst
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A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."
And that's when the fight started...
Definition Of Confidence
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What is the definition of confidence?
When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"
My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"
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What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme
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What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
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