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In-Laws Can Be The Worst

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 August 2015
Hits: 2346

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Definition Of Confidence

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 August 2015
Hits: 2677

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 August 2015
Hits: 2412

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 August 2015
Hits: 2496

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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Who's My Real Dad?

A son asks, "Dad, how come I have brown skin and you are white?"

"Well son, just take a look at your mother,".

"But Dad, she's not black either."

"I know, you idiot! She's a fucking whore!"

Sincerity Out Of A Can

My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment.  He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...

What's For Dinner?

Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?

To warm up her husband's dinner.

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