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In-Laws Can Be The Worst

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 15 August 2015
Hits: 2895

A young couple were driving down country road in total silence, having had a little disagreement at their last stop. As they passed a barnyard full of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"

"Yes," his wife replied. "I married into the family."

And that's when the fight started...

Definition Of Confidence

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 August 2015
Hits: 3207

What is the definition of confidence?

When your wife catches you in bed with another woman and you slap her on the ass and say, "You're next Baby... !"

My Drug Dealer Sells The Best "Crack"

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 13 August 2015
Hits: 3046

What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 August 2015
Hits: 3084

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

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Three blondes walk into a building.

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This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

All Present And Accounted For

A manager hired a new secretary who was young, sweet and proper. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. As she left the room, she politely remarked, “Sir, did you know your barracks door is open?”

At first the boss didn't understand what she meant. But later he looked down and saw his open zipper. That's when he decided to have a little fun with his new hire. Calling her back in, he asked, “By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you notice a soldier standing at attention?”

To which his secretary very smartly replied, “Why, no sir. All I saw was a disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!”

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