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Pillow Fight

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 08 September 2015; Hits: 2924

What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 07 September 2015; Hits: 2784

What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 06 September 2015; Hits: 3053

Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 September 2015; Hits: 3511

What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

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Deer balls, they're under a buck.

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The box a dick comes in.

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Street Accounting

Little Johnny is always being teased by the neighborhood toughs for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime. Little Johnny always takes the nickel, causing no amount of snickering and glee among the bullies.

One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, nice Mr. Johnson pulls him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel is bigger?"

Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd probably stop. Right now I'm up more than twenty bucks on those mooks!"