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Pillow Fight

Category: Just Plain Funny
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What does it mean when your wife is lying in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?

You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Time For The Wife To Get A New Job

Category: Dick Jokes
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What's the difference between your wife and your job?

After two years, the job still sucks.

Can't Teach An Old Dog New Tricks

Category: Dick Jokes
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Two guys are having a couple of beers and talking about their wives. "Do you and your wife ever do it doggy style?" asks the first one.

"Well, not exactly," replies his friend. "She just pretends to be a dog." "Very kinky." says the first guy.

"Well, not really... Whenever I lean over and whisper let's do it doggy style, she rolls over and plays dead."

This Will Drive A Woman Crazy

Category: Dick Jokes
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What's six inches long, two inches wide and drives every woman wild?

A hundred dollar bill!

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Easy Money And Good Exercise

His dad came home from a week-long business trip to find Little Johnny with a brand new mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" his dad asked. "By hiking" was Little Johnny's reply. "Hiking?" his dad asked in surprise.

"Yeah. Every night last week Mr. Johnson came over and gave me twenty bucks to take a hike."

One Man's Heaven Is Another Woman's Hell

Why do only 10 percent of men make it to heaven?

Because if they all went, it would be called hell.

My Name Is Mud

A big, fat farmer is walking down a dirt road in the rain with his big, fat wife when he suddenly gets horny. He pulls his wife down to the ground, lifts up her dress, and starts fucking her.

After a minute, he says, "Elsie, is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in the mud."

He reaches down, and fiddles around a bit. Then he says, "Now is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in me."

He says, "Put it back in the mud."