How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.
A midget whips out his two-foot dick.
The whore he's with says, "Oh, no, you ain't putting that thing in me. I'll kiss it."
"Fuck you" he tells her. "I can do that myself."
Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
