How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What species of bird is known to give the best head?
The swallow!
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
A man goes to a $10 hooker and gets the crabs.
When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, "What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"
