How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
My wife's losing weight now thanks to a weight loss club. She goes near the fridge, I hit her with the club.
Why does it hurt so much to fuck a chef?
He'll stick a fork in you to see if you're done.
What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm?
He's probably home watching football or something.
