How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.
