How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
After weeks without gettin' any I got really pissed off and asked my wife: "What has two arms, two legs, two boobs & sucks?"
Before she could even think of a reply I told her: "You and a vacuum cleaner."
And that's when the fight started...
How do you know if your wife's dead?
You stick your dick in her mouth and she doesn't turn her head.
What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.
