How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
What's a sure-fire way to give a woman an orgasm?
Who cares?
My wife remarked: "That Alzheimer's is a horrible disease. If I ever got it I think I'd shoot myself"
I replied: "You said that five minutes ago."
And that's when the fight started....
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
