How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Why'd the bride slide down the bannister on her honeymoon?
To warm up her husband's dinner.
My wife and I were talking anatomy. She asked if I agreed that the body is a wonderful, perfect machine. I told her a woman's body has one purpose. She asked what?
I told her life support for her pussy.
And that's when the fight started...
What's in the toilet of the star ship enterprise?
The captain's log.