How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.
How do you know if a hippie's been staying at your house?
He's still there.
What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
