How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
1/3 of women not interested in sex. Me too. The 1/3 from the neck up...meh. From the tits down? I'm in.
I spent 5 thousand bucks on a boob job for the wife and she was thrilled. So I go another 2 grand on her nose job and she's ecstatic.
But I spend 50 bucks on a blow job and she goes ballistic. Fucking women.
What's the difference between pussy & pot?
If you can smell pot from across the room it's the good stuff.
