What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
A brunette tells her blonde sister "Last night I slept with a Brazilian."
The blonde sister replies "I thought I was the slut! How many is a Brazilian?"
Why is psychoanalysis faster for men than women?
When he has to go back to his childhood he's already there.
Why are dicks like fish?
You throw the small ones back, you keep the medium ones and you mount the big ones.