What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Surgeons prefer operating on politicians.
No guts, heart or spine & the mouth & asshole are interchangeable.
Little Johnny asked his dad: "How much does it cost to get married?
His father replied: "I don't know, son, I'm still paying for it!"
Why does a dog lick himself?
He can't make a fist.