All Sinners Must Come And Confess

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

"By the Thanksgiving meal eveyone goes around the table saying what they are most thankful for, you know what I say?

I'm thankful I didn't get caught!"

What makes a man think about a dinner by candlelight?

A power failure.

How do you circumcise a hillbilly?

Kick his sister in the jaw.