What's the difference between sin and shame?
It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
Here at Dick Joke of the Day we are thinking about selling our own brand of T-Shirts.
They'll read: "LIFE'S A DICK. WHEN IT GETS HARD, FUCK IT!"
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
Gagged!
Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.
Man, was she pissed when she woke up.