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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 September 2015
Hits: 3048

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 September 2015
Hits: 2757

How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 September 2015
Hits: 3331

Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2015
Hits: 2699

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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Maybe Not So Great After All?

An accordion player and a banjo player are hired to play together on New Year's Eve.

At the end of the party, the guy who hired them says, "You guys were great. You want to play for me again next New Year's Eve?"

The banjo player says, "Sure. Can we leave our stuff?"

Safety in the Kitchen

Little Johnny's preschool class went on a field trip to the fire station. The fireman giving the presentation held up a smoke detector and asked: "Does anyone know what this is?"

Little Johnny's hand shot up and he said: "That's how Mommy knows supper is ready!"

Natural Viagra

Morris walks into a doctor's office and says, "Doc, you gotta help me. I've got a constant erection. At first it was fun, but then it became painful and embarrassing."

He takes down his pants, and his hardon is sticking straight out. The doctor looks at it for a minute, then whacks it with two fingers. A little bug jumps off, scurries away and just like that the hardon goes right down.

Morris says, "Gee, Doc, that's great. How much do I owe you?"

The doctor says, "Help me find that bug and you don't owe me a thing."

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