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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 September 2015
Hits: 2584

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 September 2015
Hits: 2231

How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 September 2015
Hits: 2848

Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2015
Hits: 2233

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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Not A Fair Trade

My wife saw a Craigslist ad where a guy was offering to swap his wife for a season ticket to the stadium. She looked at me and asked: "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," I told her. "The season's more than half over!"

And that's when the fight started...

My Name Is Mud

A big, fat farmer is walking down a dirt road in the rain with his big, fat wife when he suddenly gets horny. He pulls his wife down to the ground, lifts up her dress, and starts fucking her.

After a minute, he says, "Elsie, is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in the mud."

He reaches down, and fiddles around a bit. Then he says, "Now is it in you, or is it in the mud?" She says, "It's in me."

He says, "Put it back in the mud."

One Day Down At The Head Shop

Why are roach clips called roach clips?

Because "pot holder" was already taken.

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