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Every Frickin' Joke

Front Or Back, Your Choice

Category: Dick Jokes
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What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
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How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
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Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Category: Just Plain Funny
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Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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That Big? Really?

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

Giddy up!

What's the worst thing about anal sex with a horse?

When it's his turn.

Sure Is Dark In Here

A man is having sex with a married woman when her husband comes home from work early. The man runs into the closet where he hears a little voice, "Sure is dark in here."

The man startled can only think to say, "Yes it is."

The boy's voice then says, "Wanna buy this baseball for $50?"

The man replies, "What? That's outrageous."

The boy says, "Or I can just show you my dad's shotgun."

To keep him quiet the man says: "Okay kid, here you go," as he hands the kid the money.

The next week the man is again making love to the same married woman and again her husband comes home early sending him to the closet. And the next thing he hears is the boy's voice, "It sure is dark in here... how about $1000 for the glove."

The man frustrated replies, "What?! That is completely ridiculous."

"Would you rather see the shotgun?" threatens the young man.

So the guy forks over the grand and takes the glove.

The next day the boy is complaining to his father that he sold his glove and ball and has nothing to play with. The father asked him, "What? How much you get?"

The boy replies, "$1050."

The father says, "You shouldn't take advantage of your friends like that! I'm taking you to church right now to confess."

At church the boy gets into the confessional box and says, "It sure is dark in here."

The priest says, "Don't start this shit again!"