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Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 16 September 2015
Hits: 3090

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front and poker in the rear!

A Little Bit Of Alcohol Always Does The Trick

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 15 September 2015
Hits: 2817

How are nail polish and panties the same?

They both come off with a little alcohol.

No Dope, No Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 14 September 2015
Hits: 3376

Old Dick is no dope. Here's a piece of advice you should always follow: Whenever you have a one night stand, always use protection -- a fake name and a fake number.

This Job Is A Real Kick In The Butt

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 13 September 2015
Hits: 2752

Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?

He got a little behind in his work.

(And in case you are wondering, yes, I'll be here all night!)

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What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.

A Real Blonde

Cop: "Are you a natural blonde?" Blonde: "Yeah."

Tosses his ticket book, starts pulling down his zipper

Blonde: "Oh, no, not another Breathalyzer test."

That Big? Really?

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

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