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Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2015
Hits: 2798

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."

Tastes Like Chicken

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 September 2015
Hits: 2961

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

I Love Feminists

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2015
Hits: 3138

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What Turns You On?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 09 September 2015
Hits: 3075

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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Been There Done That

A guy asks his drinkin' buddy if he had any suggestions on how to spice up a dull marriage. His buddy tells him "Well, you can always have an affair."

"I can't possibly do that! I would never cheat on her." he replies. So his buddy tells him "Look, if you convince her to let you do it, it won't be cheating." The guy thinks sure, that could work. And so he heads home, and finding his wife in the perfect mood, he springs the idea on her that maybe a new partner would add some excitement.

"Honey," his wife says, "that won't help our marriage. Believe me, I already tried it."

 

Who's Thirsty?

What do you call a virgin on a water bed?

A cherry float.

Liar Liar, Pants On Fire!

What do you call a teenager who doesn't masturbate?

A liar.

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