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Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 12 September 2015
Hits: 2742

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."

Tastes Like Chicken

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 11 September 2015
Hits: 2909

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

I Love Feminists

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 10 September 2015
Hits: 3084

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What Turns You On?

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 09 September 2015
Hits: 3016

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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