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Not Your Ordinary Guy Walks Into A Bar Joke

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 12 September 2015; Hits: 2315

Guy walks into a bar with a big bruise in the middle of his forehead. The bartender asks: "What happened?"

The guy tells him: "I was fucking my wife doggy style and she ran under the house."

Tastes Like Chicken

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 11 September 2015; Hits: 2498

What is the difference between erotic and kinky?

Erotic is when you use a feather on her... kinky is when you use the whole chicken.

I Love Feminists

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 September 2015; Hits: 2659

Why did the feminist cross the road?

To suck my dick. Booyaa!

What Turns You On?

: Category: And that's when the fight started...; Published: 09 September 2015; Hits: 2593

My wife and I were talking about what turns men and women on. I asked her: "Why do you think men like big tits and a tight ass?"

She said: "In your case because you’ve got a big mouth and a small dick."

And that's when the fight started...

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But It Looked So Delicious

My wife and I attended a lecture on diet and health given by a prominent doctor.

"The things we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago." He said. "Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode our stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can be disastrous. And none of us realize the long-term harm caused by impurities in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have eaten it, or will eat it. Can anyone tell me what we eat that causes the most grief and suffering lasting for years after we eat it?"

I leaned over to my wife and whispered "I think he means wedding cake."

And that's when the fight started...

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Why can't blondes parallel park? 'Cause guys keep telling them that 4 inches is really 8 inches.