A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

What do you say to a virgin when she sneezes?

Goes-in-tight!

Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

A guy says to his new girlfriend: "Why are you always playing with my balls?"

She says: "Because I miss mine."