A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

When do you know you've been married too long?

The only reason you go down on it is because it doesn't talk back.

Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.

How do you get your wife to stop sucking her thumb?

Draw a dick on it.