A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

Polar bear walks into a bar, asks for a gin...
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and tonic.

Bartender asks: "Why the long pause?"

My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."

I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"

And that's when the fight started...

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg?

Pick him up and suck on his dick!