A Good Day on the High Seas

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

My wife wanted to convince me of the benefits of marriage. So she argued "You know married men live longer than single men."

I shot back: "That's not true, it only seems longer."

And that's when the fight started....

My dick's so big it was overthrown by a military coup. It's now known as the Democratic Republic of My Dick.

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?

A wet nose.