A Good Day on the High Seas | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 20 September 2016; Hits: 1518

A good-looking teenage girl went out fishing with six older guys.

She came home with a red snapper.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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