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Size Does Matter

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 08 June 2015; Hits: 3512

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Liberals vs. Conservatives

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 07 June 2015; Hits: 3428

What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Flying Dogs

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 06 June 2015; Hits: 3407

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

A Little Something On The Side

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 05 June 2015; Hits: 3245

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

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Advice From A Pickup Artist

What do you say to a women with small tits?

Nothing!

Yeah... It Was Her Fault

A woman's in labor. She's got her feet up in the stirrups, screaming in pain and cursing her husband.

He turns and says, "Hey, don't blame me. I wanted to stick it in your ass, but you said, 'No, that'll hurt.' "

Not A Lifesaver

A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration. With their eyes closed, they would feel all types of objects, smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits. Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of candy lifesavers, more flavors than you could ever imagine.

"Children, I’d like you to close your eyes and taste these," announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identify the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher had them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every one of the children was stumped. "I’ll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It’s something your Mommy probably calls your Daddy all the time."

Instantly, Little Johnny spat the lifesaver out of his mouth and shouted, "Spit ’em out, you guys, they’re assholes!"