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Size Does Matter

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 June 2015
Hits: 3625

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Liberals vs. Conservatives

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 June 2015
Hits: 3530

What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Flying Dogs

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 June 2015
Hits: 3567

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

A Little Something On The Side

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 June 2015
Hits: 3367

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

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Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

Location, Location, Location

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

Easy Solution

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

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