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Size Does Matter

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 08 June 2015
Hits: 2977

What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

Liberals vs. Conservatives

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 07 June 2015
Hits: 2921

What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal?

A conservative is a liberal who's been mugged.

Flying Dogs

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 06 June 2015
Hits: 2864

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares the shit out of their dogs!

A Little Something On The Side

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 05 June 2015
Hits: 2748

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

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Watch Where You Hang Those Things

An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.

The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."

He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."

Sometimes Things Don't Get Better With TIme

What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?

On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."

This Game Is Hard!

What does a Rubik's Cube and a dick have in common?

The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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