Location, Location, Location

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?

Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.

What do you call 8 days of blowjobs by candlelight?

Honica Lewinsky.

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.