Location, Location, Location

Teenage daughter after a movie: "Had to change my seat 3 times."

Mom: "Did someone harass you?"

"Finally!"

My wife asked: "How was dinner?"

I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."

And that's when the fight started...

What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

How do you get four old ladies to shout "Fuck"?

Get a fifth old lady to shout "Bingo!"