A Little Something On The Side

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?

As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.

What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?

Blowjob. You can beat your meat, eggs or your wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.

What should you do if your clothes are on fire?

Don't put 'em on.