Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?
I wouldn't pay fifty bucks to have a garbanzo bean on my face.
Two guys were talkin' at the bar. The first one told his buddy: "My daughter has reached that age where she is asking embarrassing questions about sex. Just this morning she asked, 'Is that the best you can do?'"
What is the difference between acne and a catholic priest?
Acne usually comes on a boy's face after he turns 12.