Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
Last night I smiled at my wife and asked: "Honey, will you do something with your mouth that all men love?" She smiled back coyly and said: "And what is that, darling?"
I said: "Close it!"
And that's when the fight started...
How did Dairy Queen get pregnant?
Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper.
How's pussy like pizza?
The worst you'll ever have won't be all that bad.