A Little Something On The Side

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

Three guys and a girl are marooned on a desert island. After one week, the girl is so ashamed of what she's doing, she kills herself.

After another week, the guys are so ashamed of what they're doing, they bury her.

After another week, they're so ashamed of what they're doing, they dig her up again.

What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?

A fuckin know-it-all!

What's the job application at Hooters?

They just hand you a bra and say: "Here, fill this out."