A Little Something On The Side

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks: "Why the long face?"

What's white, smells, and is found in panties?

Clitty litter.

(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)

The blonde said: "I want French fries and a diet Coke."

The librarian looked at her and snapped: "This is a library!"

So the blonde leaned in and whispered: "Sorry ... I want French Fries and a diet Coke."