A Little Something On The Side

Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?

So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.

What's a necrophiliac's biggest complaint about sex?

She just kinda lays there.

What do you do when you see your husband staggering in the back yard?

Shoot him again.

A guy at the bar orders two drinks. He downs one, then pours the other on his left hand.

The bartender asks: "Hey mister... what're you doin'?" "

"Getting my date drunk."