Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
Why'd the guy marry the Siamese twin?
So he could fuck his wife and have a girlfriend on the side.
An old couple sits down to breakfast on their Fiftieth Anniversary stark naked.
The wife says "Oh, Harold, this is just like fifty years ago...my breasts feel all warm and tingly..."
He says, "They ought to be, Gladys...one's hanging in your oatmeal and the other is in your coffee."
Why did the woman leave her husband after he spent all their money on a penis enlarger?
She just couldn’t take it any longer.
