Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
What do a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common?
As soon as you see it coming you know someone is going to lose a trailer.
You didn't know old Dick Johnson is a bit of a poet, did you. Yep! My dick is a Longfellow.
Three words to ruin a man's ego...
"Is it in?"
(Not that Ol' Dick Johnson has ever heard that or anything like it!)
