Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
I needed hearing aids, so I asked my doc for the latest technology. You know... the ones that connect directly to the 900 chat lines so I can listen "hands-free"... if you know what I mean.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman?
Because you have to hollow out the head.
