Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
What do you get when you cross a whore with a systems engineer?
A fuckin know-it-all!
What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?
She’s got small tits.