Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
What's the difference between medium and rare?
6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
