Why don't blind people skydive?
It scares the shit out of their dogs!
Why do you get paid more at The Sperm Bank than at The Blood Bank?
Sperm is handmade.
How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
I was reminiscing with my wife about when we first got married, So I gave her a little nudge and asked: "Honey... what was the hardest thing for you on our honeymoon?"
She smiled at me and said: "Saying ouch like I meant it."
And that's when the fight started...
