Every Frickin' Joke
Good News Or Bad News
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A stockbroker calls a client and says, "Sam, I have good news and bad news."
Sam says, "Tell me the bad news first."
The stockbroker says, "I lost all of your money."
Sam says, "What's the good news?"
The stockbroker says, "I got laid last night."
Dead Or Live?
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A guy is interviewing a blonde for a job.
He says, "If you could have a conversation with someone, living or dead, who would it be?"
She says, "The living one."
Leaves A Bad Taste In Your Mouth
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You know why you should never drink diet soda during oral sex?
Because that way you'll have two after-tastes to get rid of.
It's So Cute...
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A blonde goes to the gynecologist, and he examines her.
He says, "You have acute vaginitis."
She says, "Thank you..."
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