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Medics Rush To Help 'Collapsed' Woman Who Turns Out To Be Pigeon
#WTF?! Medical workers rushed to the aid of what they thought was a collapsed woman. Nope. Turned out to be a pigeon.
Read more ...Driver Gets Stabbed, Still Delivers Pizza
#WTF?! And the pizza-deliverer-of-the-year award goes to Josh Lewis who got stabbed ... and still delivered his order. This Louisville Kentucky driver was carjacked and stabbed in the process...yet neither rain, nor sleet nor gloom of night, nor an edge weapon could deter this carrier from producing the pepperoni!
Read more ...Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food
#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.
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