How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
How's a sun-tanned girl like a roast chicken?
The white parts are the best.
Sex is just like air...
It's no big deal until you're not getting any.
Wife gets naked and asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies, "Your sense of humor!"
And that's when the fight started...