How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
What do you call a black man who flies a plane?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What is the main difference between the first and second honeymoon?
On the second honeymoon, the husband is the one sobbing, "It's way too big."
What do you say to a woman who won't suck your dick?
"Honey, I'm home."
