Easy Solution | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Just Plain Funny; Published: 18 August 2017; Hits: 1185

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

#jokes Old Dick Johnson has some big plans for today, I'm gonna spend Valentines day with my ex...... box 360.

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Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags

#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.