What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
Guy gets home from work on the day the stock market tumbled looking visibly upset. His wife asks: "Honey, what's the matter?"
He tells her: "I can't believe I lost half my money and I still have you."
And that's when the fight started...
