What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
After 20 years of marriage, I still get blow jobs.
If my wife finds out, she'll fucking kill me.
Last year, I bought my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.
This year I didn't buy her anything..
When my wife asked me why I didn't buy her mother a gift this year I told her "Hey, she never used the gift I bought her last year!"
And that's when the fight started...
What does bungee jumping & a hooker have in common?
Cost: a 100 bucks. If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
