What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
What's it mean when two lesbians make love?
It doesn't mean dick.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
My wife and I were watching "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said: 'Do you want to have sex?
"'No!" she answered. Then I said: "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, and just said: "Yes."
So I said: "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And that's when the fight started...
