What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?
About three inches.
If a guy opens the car door for his wife you can be sure of 1 thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
What do a grizzly bear and a limp dick have in common?
Don't fuck with them.
Did you hear about the Jewish mother doll?
You pull the string and it says, "Again with the string..."
