Every Frickin' Joke
Hide Your Cows!
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"
And that's when the fight started...
She Doesn't Give A F*ck!
- Category: Dick Jokes
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What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?
A lawyer who won't fuck you.
Moaning And Groaning
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My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"
I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."
And that's when the fight started...
Please, Tell Me What You Really Think
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.
The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."
The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."
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