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Hide Your Cows!

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 04 June 2015
Hits: 2503

My wife was on the rag and really acting like a pain in the ass. So I figured I throw some gas on the fire and told her: "I figured out why they call it PMS... Mad Cow Disease was already taken!"

And that's when the fight started...

She Doesn't Give A F*ck!

Category: Dick Jokes
Published: 03 June 2015
Hits: 2375

What do you get when cross an attorney with a feminist?

A lawyer who won't fuck you.

Moaning And Groaning

Category: And that's when the fight started...
Published: 02 June 2015
Hits: 2954

My wife and I were basking in the afterglow of having sex when she asked: "Honey, why did God create orgasms?"

I said: "So women can moan even when they’re happy."

And that's when the fight started...

Please, Tell Me What You Really Think

Category: Just Plain Funny
Published: 01 June 2015
Hits: 2497

A woman is checking out in the grocery line. She places one apple, a small ready-made salad, a frozen dinner, and a pint of ice cream on the conveyor.

The guy ringing everything up smiles at her and says: "I'll bet your single." The woman looks back and asks: "How did you know, by my choice of food?."

The guy replies: "No, 'cause you're ugly."

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Do I Know You?

My wife asked me to guess what she wanted for her birthday.

So I said: "Your face from 10 years ago?"

And that's when the fight started...

My Favorite Pastime

I've got a new hobby -- collecting empty bottles.

Sounds a lot better than "I'm an alcoholic."

I Came All Over That Place

Last night, I finally realized a longtime fantasy... I came all over my girlfriend's face.

Man, was she pissed when she woke up.

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