A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."
The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."
And that's when the fight started...
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Man Dies Under 6-Ton Pile of Porn Mags
#WTF?! Porn kills! At least it did a lonely Japanese man crushed under his 6-ton magazine collection. Joji, a 50-year old Japanese porn addict is now dead. Members of the cleaning staff had found his lifeless body under an enormous collection of dirty magazines. Apparently he REALLY took his dirty little secret to his grave... so to speak.
Read more ...Eww! Student arrested after video shows her allegedly spitting, spraying Windex in roommates’ food
#WTF?! How not to share the cleaning duties - spitting and spraying windex on her roommate's food. A University of South Carolina student was arrested and charged with a felony after police say she was caught on video spitting and spraying the glass cleaner in food containers. Yuch.
Read more ...New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex
#WTF?! Did he keep pliers by the bed when he pulled out her teeth? Or is that what he calls his Johnson? A New Zealand man has been found guilty of six charges stemming from accusations he pulled out his lovers’ teeth with a pair of pliers during sex.
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