Everything Looks Bigger On Camera

: Created: 05 February 2015; Hits: 1989

A man tells his wife "I want to take a picture of your boobs so I can remember them like this forever."

The wife replies "I want to take a picture of your dick so I can enlarge it."

And that's when the fight started...

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