Every Frickin' Joke
Advice From Dick
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!
Sincerity Out Of A Can
- Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment. He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."
As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"
And that's whent the fight started...
Mom's Best Advice
- Category: Just Plain Funny
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"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Not Quite A Sonnet
- Category: Dick Jokes
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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.
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