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Advice From Dick

Category: Dick Jokes
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Good advice from old Dick Johnson: You gotta stick it out if your're gonna start young!

Sincerity Out Of A Can

Category: And that's when the fight started...
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My buddy, at a party we threw, paid my wife a nice compliment.  He told her: "You're really a good-looking women. Honest, I really mean it... I've only had one beer."

As my wife smiled back to thank him I quickly added: "Imagine how good she'll look after you've had two!"

And that's whent the fight started...

Mom's Best Advice

Category: Just Plain Funny
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"Mom I tied the knot."

"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."

Not Quite A Sonnet

Category: Dick Jokes
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Definition of love: Your heart melts and comes squirting out the end of your dick.

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I'll Never Forget What's Her Name

A guy visiting his old friend for dinner one evening was very impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms such as: Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, etc. The couple had been married nearly 50 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.

While the wife was in the kitchen, the guest leaned over to his host and commented: "I think it's wonderful that after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."

The old man hung his head and sighed: "I have to tell you the truth. Her name slipped my mind about 10 years ago and I'm scared shit to ask the old bitch what it is..."

That Big? Really?

My dick is so big, there's still snow on it in the summertime.

Plain To See

How can you tell a blind guy at a nude beach?

It's not hard.