Not So Bon Vivant | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 September 2017; Hits: 1692

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

#jokes Why were the two whores travelling in London pissed off? Because they found out that Big Ben was a clock!

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