What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
Put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together... what do you have?
100 people who don't do dick.
Why do blondes like to drive cars with a sunroof?
More leg room.
Baby seal walks into a bar.
Bartender says "What'll it be?"
Baby seal says "Anything but a Canadian Club."
