What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
How do you know when your cat's done cleaning himself?
He's smoking a cigarette.
"Mom I tied the knot."
"Great. Now kick out the chair he's standing on & you're finally rid of the jerk."
Studies have been done to determine what pleases a woman. Turns out it takes only 3.4 inches to please a woman.
Doesn't matter if its Visa or MasterCard
