What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
My wife asked: "How was dinner?"
I told her: "It was fit for a king! Here King.... here boy..."
And that's when the fight started...
Difference between women & a washing machine? Dump your load in a washing machine doesn't call a week later.
I have a a real problem with sex and booze...
Every time I have sex, my girlfriend boos.
