What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?
Slow.
My wife was fishing for a compliment. So she asked me: "So, do you think you married Miss Right."
I said: "Yeah, I just didn't know your first name was 'Always.'"
And that's when the fight started...
Chinese couple in bed: Husband says, "I want a 69."
Wife says, "Why you want beef & broccoli now?"
What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm?
I can't see a thing with all this shit in here!
