Not So Bon Vivant | D*ck Joke Of The Day

: Category: Dick Jokes; Published: 10 September 2017; Hits: 2029

What do you call a guy who expects to get laid on the second date?

Slow.

#jokes What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber.

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Woman's breast implants held 1.5kg of cocaine, say Colombian airport police

#WTF?! A Honduran woman carrying 3 pounds of liquid cocaine in breast implants arrested at the airport in Colombia’s capital. Imagine doing the motor-boat on that babe!