How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Guy walks into a bar. Bartender asks: "What'll you have buddy?" The guys says: "Surprise me."
So the bartender pulls out a naked picture of the guy's wife!
Why was the blonde's belly button red and hurting after sex?
Her boyfriend was also blonde.
What is a man's view of safe sex?
A padded headboard.
