How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
A Polish guy didn't know the difference between incest & arson.
He set his sister on fire.
How do you get a really fat girl into your bed?
Piece of cake.
What's white, smells, and is found in panties?
Clitty litter.
(Yes, in my old age my jokes just get worse and worse. Take it, or leave it!)
