How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
My wife was telling me all about this new transgender thing... you know, where guys turn themselves into women. I said to her: "Yeah. Well that ain't nothin' You know how to turn a fox into an elephant?"
She said: "How?" I told her: "Marry it."
And that's when the fight started...
A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Where's the bar tender?"
What should you do if your clothes are on fire?
Don't put 'em on.
