How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Who is the most popular guy at a nudist colony? The guy who can carry 2 cups of coffee and a dozen donuts.
Who is the most popular girl at a nudist colony? The girl who can eat the last donut.
Bad things come in three's. Always in three's.
The other day I was screwing my girlfriend while her husband was on a business trip. First she said three words: "Is it in?"
Then she followed that with: "Are you done?"
And finally I heard the front door open and a man's voice shout out: "Honey, I'm home!"
Did you hear about the girl who had three chances to get pregnant?
Blew 'em all.
