How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
I wish I had parents like Dora.
They let that little bitch go everywhere.
Why is a woman like a car?
On a cold morning when you need it the most, she won't turn over.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idea.
What about a deer with no eyes & no legs?
Still no idea.
And a deer with no eyes, no legs & no dick?
Still no fuckin' idea.