How can you tell a sumo wrestler from a feminist?
A Sumo wrestler shaves his legs.
Two stock brokers are checking out a new secretary.
The first one says, "She's got nothing going on upstairs."
The second one says, "That wouldn't be the floor I'd be getting off on."
The average vagina 8" deep, the average penis 5 1/2" long. Do the math. In New York City alone there's 165 miles of unused pussy.
Guy vists a doctor and tells him: Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass Of Home.'" The doctor says, "That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome." The patient asks: "Is that common?"
The doctor says, "It's not unusual."
